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Nice Custom Steve Klein Cue For Sale On E-bay.
Here's the link. Nice cue!
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A few things about Steve Klein..
One time I was with Steve in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Steve goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Steve Klein! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Steveklein' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."
"He sweats Gatorade"
"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"
"He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia."
"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Klein!"
"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."
"His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson."
"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
"Steve Klein was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"
"Did I ever tell you about the time Klein took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Steve takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Steve yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."
"He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault."
"The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress."
"It was the sight of Klein's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane."
"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."
"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."
"He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel."
"He once ate the Bible while water skiing."
"He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!"
"Steve Klein was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!"
"He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."
One time I was with Steve in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Steve goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Steve Klein! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Steveklein' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."
"He sweats Gatorade"
"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"
"He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia."
"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Klein!"
"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."
"His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson."
"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
"Steve Klein was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"
"Did I ever tell you about the time Klein took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Steve takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Steve yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."
"He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault."
"The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress."
"It was the sight of Klein's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane."
"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."
"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."
"He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel."
"He once ate the Bible while water skiing."
"He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!"
"Steve Klein was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!"
"He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."