dallas texas serious ACTION!!1

9Ball_JJ said:
I got a call from Hustler08 yesterday about this thread. I'm reading it over and I'm dying laughing over here. CPlayer is the same guy who got banned a few months ago. He has 2 profiles apparently, considering the last time he got banned Mr Wilson said something about "all of Cplayer's profiles being banned."
Dallas is a big city and Oak Cliff is in the southern part of Dallas. It's always stereotyped as being a thug infested part of Dallas. The only pool halls with 8 foot tables are Mexican pool halls and there's no 9 foot tables in any pool hall closer than about 20 miles....Kilojo can attest to that one.
Kilojo grew up in O.C. and I still live here, so if the guy behind the screen name wants action then he's got it with either of us. Not to mention a few of the other Dallas players that have already posted, like Louie and Stephen....until then, this guy is full of $hit.
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We need to finish out game by the way :grin: Let me know when u going to hawleys and ill meet ya there bro
 
cplayermagic said:
if your from dallas or u r wanting 2 come 2 dallas then listen up and tell u're friends u got action in dallas any speed worldtop to shortstop to carrot top's flipflop we got some 8 footers and two 9 footers and a barbox all every our table has saomaniz cloth its really fast so u dont have 2 hit hard but u can hit hard ne-way and make a 5 or even 6 rail kick i did it once on VIDEO i know u r intrigued now so all road players come over cuz we have plenty of parking 2 for you're roadcar and you're luggage/wife and we r not scarred u better bring yo'u're walet and remember we play 4 real call shots on every shot 9 ball just like grady's rules that he made up originally cuz it takes away the luck of nine ball or what are u afreid u cant win without lucK? personally i think luck is a good way to shark or hustal ure opponent 2 but i digress so come to dallas and bring your crew oak cliff repping so call @ me or pm me u got action and you WILL get served
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Are you the gentleman that plays in the red wig and blue dress?
 
I don't know why this guy would get banned, this was the best 10 minutes of my lunch :-) Attempting to decipher what he was writting was a pretty good challenge. Funny stuff.
 
ok u all can make fun of everything u want but well see u now u got action in dallas bring you're backer and your in for a surprise cuz no matter what speed your at i can find some1 for u 2 play im a ok player myself but i got a champion in my pants and u got a toddler in your underwear i see good players get the squirts all the time when the $$ is on the line u know how it goes only time will tell perhaps u should put on ur red and blue dress and start running cuz your gonna get served so bring ur $$ to dallas call me up and well arrange sometin u guys r so good and like 2 put other people down who are just trying 2 get something started then why dont u give me odds since u make fun of me i want the orange kush and/or 12-7 and the straw even up game put ur $$ wear your mouth is or i can shoot 1 handed lookaway with the bridge off my shoe if u shoot wrong handed with the butt jacked up behind the back with an eyepatch on ur dominant eye we play 6 ball rotation u get the 4 and out i get the call 3 on odd games and the wild 5 on even games only when ur up otherwise i get call 4-5 and u get call 2-3 wild 4 until ur up two or more games then u gotta drop one ball or we flip for a set so bring ur $$ and well get this done
 
Hustler08 said:
You got it, what pool hall?? PM me with when and where and you got action bro
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LPAC said:
you got action . where and when
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9Ball_JJ said:
I still live here, so if the guy behind the screen name wants action then he's got it with either of us. Not to mention a few of the other Dallas players that have already posted, like Louie and Stephen....until then, this guy is full of $hit.
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thats 3 local guys that are offering you all the action you want. Man up!
Do you actually shoot pool or do u just talk?
 
cplayermagic said:
i got a champion in my pants and u got a toddler in your underwear
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Huh!?!?:sorry:

I think this guy is just messing around, but I would be interested in his 1 point, 29.5 oz., crooked cue in his sig. If still available could you please let me know.
 
TXsouthpaw said:
thats 3 local guys that are offering you all the action you want. Man up!
Do you actually shoot pool or do u just talk?
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Is this the order he can play these guys?
 
TXsouthpaw said:
thats 3 local guys that are offering you all the action you want. Man up!
Do you actually shoot pool or do u just talk?
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He's all talk....I've pm'ed him in the past to play a few friendly games considering he's from the same part of town I live in, and there's very few guys who go out and play. He's never responded to me once. I think he got banned a few months ago for talking smack in the main forum. Then he tried to talk smack in one of the tournament threads after he was reinstated.

Mr Wilson mentioned that "all of his screen names were banned," when it happened. So there's no way we'll be getting a real response from this guy. He's just a keyboard warrior that I have to spend about 10 mins to decipher his posts. LOL. :D
 
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9Ball_JJ said:
He's all talk....I've pm'ed him in the past to play a few friendly games considering he's from the same part of town I live in, and there's very few guys who go out and play. He's never responded to me once. I think he got banned a few months ago for talking smack in the main forum. Then he tried to talk smack in one of the tournament threads after he was reinstated.

Mr Wilson mentioned that "all of his screen names were banned," when it happened. So there's no way we'll be getting a real response from this guy. He's just a keyboard warrior that I have to spend about 10 mins to decipher his posts. LOL. :D
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keyboard warrior. lol thats a good one juan. well i guess thats no action then dang i had my hopes up to play :cool:
 
This was very entertaining...thanks guys :)

I don't know who you are but since I'm from Texas, I'm anxious to know how this is and how it turns out...
 
I'd be skeptical to go play someone with a sub-par elementary level understanding of the English language and written word.

My suggestion to you cplayermagic is to bring your players and about 5 grand cash up to the Billiard Den on any Wednesday night and there might be a couple of gentleman who will play you in any game you like. I'm not speaking for them, but there are a few players that will play anyone who walks in for big bucks.

also, here is a handy guide to some really cool marks you can use in your future masterpieces...

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LOL...Wow ... what a way to start the day ... This is very funny ... Time to call in Travis Trotter and match these two up ...lol...:rotflmao1:
 
Da Bank said:
I'd be skeptical to go play someone with a sub-par elementary level understanding of the English language and written word.

My suggestion to you cplayermagic is to bring your players and about 5 grand cash up to the Billiard Den on any Wednesday night and there might be a couple of gentleman who will play you in any game you like. I'm not speaking for them, but there are a few players that will play anyone who walks in for big bucks.

also, here is a handy guide to some really cool marks you can use in your future masterpieces...

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lol another internet b player lol please dont give sugestions your a beginer no one cares about ure fantasy world where u r good at pool u want to start something with me unprovoked thats fine i said nothing 2 u b4 u started 2 mouth off get a job my burgers need flipping id love 2 run into u for the $$ one day problem is i kno every1 who plays there but they wont play me usually i steak them so it wouldnt work and ure obvious new 2 the pool seen go outside and CHASE ure tail chump

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