DCC 2007 - Grudge Match Announced

You guys are hilarious, can't wait to read who wins...not to mention the trash talking between now and then...
 
rackmsuckr said:
Oh dear,

I think I found Breakup's table, and the pockets are huge, they're buckets!...

WW,
Well, for a minute I thought you might be posting a pic of your new table; glad for your sake I was mistaken.

I should have known that was breakup's table. At first I thought the pockets might be a little big; but he obviously enjoys the extra-large, economy sized Dinty Moore. I especially like his special ventilation system for his "poolroom", I don't suppose smoke is much of a problem.
 
Willie and Breakup,

Why don't you two break the $1,000 into parcels and play more than just one game? Play 14.1 for $250, 9b race to 13 for $250 and so on. At least this way you can play a little longer. One game of 14.1 could be over pretty quick if someone gets some rolls and is playing well even to 150.

This is just a suggestion. Btw, I love the banter between you two. Hope you two have a lot of fun no matter who wins.
 
Will any of you also entertain the idea of wearing the rack as a necklace and/or an ear ring during the match?

How about whoever takes it off concede the game?

Richard
 
Rickw said:
Willie and Breakup,

Why don't you two break the $1,000 into parcels and play more than just one game? Play 14.1 for $250, 9b race to 13 for $250 and so on. At least this way you can play a little longer. One game of 14.1 could be over pretty quick if someone gets some rolls and is playing well even to 150.

This is just a suggestion. Btw, I love the banter between you two. Hope you two have a lot of fun no matter who wins.

Rick,
It's going to take breakup about a year to accumulate the stake (marmots not as plentiful as during the boom in the 80's I guess), and I want to bust him as quickly as possible.

The DCC table was pretty tight; even if breakup makes no balls (as we all expect), it will still take me a few hours to run the 150 (allowing for his very frequent breaks for belching, flatus, and refreshments).

In the extremely unlikely event that I lose; I've got more barrels. Win or lose, I'll play until that yellow dog quits (that's his lone area of expertise other than watching).
 
JEEZ.........PLAYING TO 150!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA TIE UP THE TABLE THE WHOLE TIME.

Can't you play to 15 or something???
 
Williebetmore said:
... I'm going to beat him like a red-headed stepchild...



To the casual reader this may appear as just another one of your insults, but Willie as you well know I was born a poor red-headed stepchild. I attended a special school for read-headed step children, and yes many of them were beaten. We learned of the great ugliness in our society that still condones the ridicule of red-headed step children. You have now identified yourself as an advocate for this behavior.

Summer is near and I’m sure You will have long sessions preparing for our match by sitting in the yard torching ants with a magnifying glass or pulling wings off of flies.

I acknowledge I go into this match as a huge underdog but when we meet I will bring the strength of thousands of my red-headed brothers and sisters.
 
Williebetmore said:
In the extremely unlikely event that I lose; I've got more barrels. Win or lose, I'll play until that yellow dog quits (that's his lone area of expertise other than watching).
Why don't you fire one of those barrels toward procuring a second table, it sounds as if you are going to be playing a lot. ;)

Tracy
 
breakup said:
...I was born a poor red-headed stepchild.
Is this possible? Well, I guess, if maybe your... On second thought, I'm not gonna go there. Nevermind. :) By the way, I hope I am able to watch this great grudge match, it should be fun.

Tracy
 
breakup said:
I attended a special school.....

Mr. Bill,
I didn't have time to read the rest of your gibberish; but the "special school" part definitely seemed to fit. Are you coming to Louisville on the short yellow bus???

Perhaps I can get some special Zippo lighter fluid sunscreen for you (just have to be a little careful around the matches).

Signed,
Sluggo
 
Egg McDogit said:
good luck to both of you! be sure to let us know what happens

Egg-man,
I assume you are wishing me luck to win the match; and wishing breakup luck in avoiding serious personal injury while he clumsily handles that sharp stick he plays with. Thanks.
 
stevelomako said:
JEEZ.........PLAYING TO 150!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA TIE UP THE TABLE THE WHOLE TIME.

Can't you play to 15 or something???

SL,
The way I figure it, breakup IS playing to 15 (probably the Vegas over-under line for the amount of balls he will score in a race to 150). I'll try to end it as quickly as possible. I'm not sure where we will play the match; I know people are sensitive about people monopolizing the table(s) in the AZB room. We might have to play in the main tournament room (if breakup is allowed in - his appearance tends to frighten small children).
 
breakup said:
To 150??!!! I guess I’ll have to be there all week! ...well OK.

I’m starting to shop around for your avatar Willie how do you feel about this one?

DAMN!!!!!!! Next to your current avatar, that's the most hideous thing I've ever seen.

P.S. - I can't tell, but is the person pictured a red-head??? If so, you should be ashamed of yourself.
 
Someone requested a re-hash of the grudge match specifics. So here is the thread.

P.S. - What is the difference between breakup and a canoe???

The canoe tips.
 
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