Dear Deno - Satirical IPT Humor ...

[Snapshot9]

Dear Deno;

I was selected for the IPT, and I would like to know if I could wear
a dress open toed shoe with a 1" heel. I also would like to wear
my toe rings as they are part of my religion, The Church of the
Latter Day Strokers. I do have one with an 8 ball on it.

Terry


Dear Terry;

Absolutely not, we can not be gender bias with our dress code.
Besides the reflective glint from the toe rings, when stretched
over the table for a shot, could blind a player shooting on the
next table. I would suggest wearing a body chain under your
blouse and let the 8 ball on the end dangle down over your
pants. But remember, if that little 8 ball touches any balls on
the table, it will be a foul.

Deno

 

[Blackjack]

Glare? I guess that Souquet has to wear a hat?

(don't worry, Ralph is used to me teasing him about that.. all in good fun!)

 

[poolboy17]

But remember, if that little 8 ball touches any balls on
the table, it will be a foul.

I would reconsider this because if you bend over the table and put a nick on that little eight ball...I'd have to call a foul for an "eight ball scratch!"