The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.
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Things that Confucious did NOT say:
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
Wife texts her Husband at work. "Windows at home frozen, what should I do ?" Husband answers, "Spray de-icer, or pour hot water on em !" Wife texts back a few mins later. "Done that, computer doesnt work at all now !"
Things Confucius did NOT say..... Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"