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It has come to my attention that, with the somewhat expensive and capitalistic holiday season upon us, that some of our members are feeling the financial pressure of the season; and are considering not playing in the AZB room at DCC. Though playing privileges are "only" $20, some of our students and members feel reluctant.
Therefore I am pleased to announce the institution of the Betmore Scholarship Program to the School of Hard Knocks, Late Nights, and Degenerate DCC Pool Gambling. I will provide the "tuition" to the AZB room to the 3 applicants who best meet the following criteria.
1. Love pool (and I mean REALLY love pool). Please give examples (ie. dumped the girlfriend because she didn't play, spent the kids college money on a new Southwest, spent your meal money on pool instead of food) - all of these will be looked upon favorably.
2. Love to compete. For example, if you routinely knock down little old ladies who are in your way getting to the cash register at the grocery store, or routinely get into fistfights over your Monopoly games, you probably have that little competitive fire we are searching for.
3. Desire to attend. If you are planning on sleeping in your car for 8 nights, and eat only the free crackers and water down at the IHOP, then you are Betmore Scholarship material.
4. Knowledge of pool history and culture. If you know what a shortstop is.....oops....well, that's a bad example. If you think backhand English is a type of British dialect, you are probably wasting your time applying. If you named your first child Efren (even though it was a girl), then you are probably a Hungarian cinch to be selected.
Any applicants???????
Therefore I am pleased to announce the institution of the Betmore Scholarship Program to the School of Hard Knocks, Late Nights, and Degenerate DCC Pool Gambling. I will provide the "tuition" to the AZB room to the 3 applicants who best meet the following criteria.
1. Love pool (and I mean REALLY love pool). Please give examples (ie. dumped the girlfriend because she didn't play, spent the kids college money on a new Southwest, spent your meal money on pool instead of food) - all of these will be looked upon favorably.
2. Love to compete. For example, if you routinely knock down little old ladies who are in your way getting to the cash register at the grocery store, or routinely get into fistfights over your Monopoly games, you probably have that little competitive fire we are searching for.
3. Desire to attend. If you are planning on sleeping in your car for 8 nights, and eat only the free crackers and water down at the IHOP, then you are Betmore Scholarship material.
4. Knowledge of pool history and culture. If you know what a shortstop is.....oops....well, that's a bad example. If you think backhand English is a type of British dialect, you are probably wasting your time applying. If you named your first child Efren (even though it was a girl), then you are probably a Hungarian cinch to be selected.
Any applicants???????
