Do you think there will be pool tables in Heaven?

I believe there is, but my fear is that my mother is in front of the table saying I can't play until chores are done.
 
Even if there is a "heaven", how many pool players do you think are going there?

I'd get your racks in now to be safe
 
First you need to assume the burden of proof and provide evidence of existence.
 
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The good news is there is pool in heaven.Bad news is that you have your first match next Monday.
 
Who cares? Nobody in heaven can run 3 flippin balls.They're all playing croquet and drinking non-alcoholic wine. Nobodys even got an interesting story to tell! No sluts, no gamblers, no fighters, no comedians except Bob Saget and he's on 24/7, no scientists, no players, no dancers, no good musicians (apart from Bach). I'm going to miss Bach...
 
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I don't know. I do know that every time I screw my cue together & run my hand across the baize, I'm in heaven, how about you?
 
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Of course there is a pool table in heaven. I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who knew a guy that got as far as Saint Peter. AAAAAnd Saint Peter was backing this player, a Dude named Yahweh. So if you can beat him, You are in! Piece of cake i figure. St.
 
I asked this same question to my friend muhammed. He says in the quran, it says heaven is full of everything you can think of that is good. AND MORE.

Also, i asked him one time. Muhammed, the prophet muhammed is playing jesus pool. Who wins? He quickly responds, oh! It depends on who makes the best shots.
 
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