With a flurry of hand motions....
Is there a prize for being done first??
Is there a prize for being done first??
Done!
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deadstroke7 said:With a flurry of hand motions....
Is there a prize for being done first??
'stroke,
Yes!!!!!! The first player to complete their 5 sessions receives ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!
P.S. - In true pool tradition however, this prize will be paid in installments. The first installment will be 0.0000000034%. Please await our future announcements on the tentative scheduling of further possible installments. Your first installment should arrive sometime later this year, perhaps in early December; but certainly no later than January (2016 or perhaps 2018; but certainly no later than 2020.....unless unforeseen merger and business legislation should require a change in our plans).
We hope we can count on your full support - I notice that you did not mail in your $5,000 BUD BOWL registration fee; I assume this was an oversight on your part; but certainly we can not send out any prize money until your registration fee is received (please do NOT use Kevin Trudeau's FedEx service).
deadstroke7 said:Is there a prize for being done first??
You don't need no stinking prizes, you have :
- the satisfaction of knowing you are faster than any other entrant in this years BUD Bowl
- the satisfaction of having measured yourself against yourself and seen progress (this makes you a big winner in my books)
- the right to engage in smack-talk without fear of not finishing the tournament
Dave
Yes!
While I can't hardly wait to start spending the money I haven't recieved, it seems I missed the entry fee portion while reading the rules. Don't worry, just subtract it from my winnings and send the remainder by currier.
yes, the improvement was a happy result. Makes me think something is actually working. And I still see much room for improvement, as I had way too many flyers in those sets. Guess you live and learn.
As always betmore and the 'other guy' crack me up.... (Not Davek, but the 'other guy')
Later, ME
While I can't hardly wait to start spending the money I haven't recieved, it seems I missed the entry fee portion while reading the rules. Don't worry, just subtract it from my winnings and send the remainder by currier.
yes, the improvement was a happy result. Makes me think something is actually working. And I still see much room for improvement, as I had way too many flyers in those sets. Guess you live and learn.
As always betmore and the 'other guy' crack me up.... (Not Davek, but the 'other guy')
Later, ME
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Other guy, what stinkin other guy. And you'll have to forgive Davek for not cracking you up, he's probably still recovering from the win of his flandland provinces fluky football team.deadstroke7 said:While I can't hardly wait to start spending the money I haven't recieved, it seems I missed the entry fee portion while reading the rules. Don't worry, just subtract it from my winnings and send the remainder by currier.
yes, the improvement was a happy result. Makes me think something is actually working. And I still see much room for improvement, as I had way too many flyers in those sets. Guess you live and learn.
As always betmore and the 'other guy' crack me up.... (Not Davek, but the 'other guy')
Later, ME
I mean really, who gives thier team the same name as someone else in the same league? Congrats to the Roughriders anyways.
Now that's smack talk. ouchDaveK said:There is only 1 Roughriders in the league
Ottawa, like Edmonton, don't have a football team
Dave
Other guy clarification
Break-up. I think that was the 'other guy' I was referring too...
No hard Feelings Dave, but I am sure you will crack me up in the future.
Still done first.
Break-up. I think that was the 'other guy' I was referring too...
No hard Feelings Dave, but I am sure you will crack me up in the future.
Still done first.
deadstroke7 said:
One of the funniest to have graced these pages, may he RIP.
deadstroke7 said:No hard Feelings Dave, but I am sure you will crack me up in the future.
Don't hold your breath .... I've been refered to as obtuse and truculent after I suggested I was a half-wit ... we could be right
deadstroke7 said:Still done first.
Yep, and nobody can take that away from you.
Dave
Dave is by far the funniest guy I know of in Saskatchewan..... but, considering the deer in the headlights slack-jawed look that defines Saskatchewanites that's not saying much.DaveK said:Don't hold your breath .... I've been refered to as obtuse and truculent after I suggested I was a half-wit ... we could be right
Dave
DaveK said:
RIP? I don't usually keep up well on the board, did I miss something?
I now have went back and realized it's the Breakup-Drivermaker Memorial Tournament....
sorry
I wouldn't worry about it. Breakup would be pleased that you entered, and merrily congratulate you on completing the tourney first ... then he'd go blast the yellow-bellied-non-participants 
And I certainly agree that his humour was outstanding, while mine is flat on it's back.
Dave
And I certainly agree that his humour was outstanding, while mine is flat on it's back.
Dave