Drivermaker Poem

recoveryjones

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DRIVERMAKER

There once was a man named Drivermaker
Who could give it out, but couldn’t ah taker
A golf/pool pro
That no one would know
I’d say the man was ah faker

So who is this mystery man?
Why doesn’t he post some stats, if he can?
He just deflects with his wit
Cause he knows its bull$hit
As avoidance is part of his plan

Could he be Fast Larry in disguise?
Or The Silencer, to our demise?
No matter how hard he tries
I see through his lies
With all the posts he supplies

Drivermaker I’ll try to be kind
You’ve put yourself in a bind
When you say you’re a pro
With no facts to show
It makes you, A LEGEND IN YOUR OWN MIND

Poem by RJ
 
Now THIS is scary! When a man starts writing poems to another man instead of a woman, what am I to make of this. I'm sure glad there was nothing in there about hugs, love, and kisses, but that might be in verse 2. :eek:
Oh shit...I'm sorry I messed with your pea brain Jonesy and hurt you so badly. I promise never to pick on you again.
 
recoveryjones said:
Still waiting for some golf and pool stats Mr. Pro.


The people that I want to know about it know. You're at the bottom of the shit list of people that don't need to know anything, and guess what loser, YOU never will. I'm glad to see not knowing is torture for you, nothing I love more that torturing a hapless dimwit as yourself.
 
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Drivermaker is an American twit
At pool, he thinks he is it.
But others know better
He's just a bedwetter
And is really just full of shit.
 
Well, now we get to see the real cream rising to the top and Jules_UK is another of the greats. Click onto his name and then review all posts. What we have is a total of 15 posts, over half on them stalking flame lines directed toward me, and the rest one liners that are worthless, if anything they're about English snooker players that nobody cares about. He has started 0 threads. This is one of the ultimate male stalkers.

His best quote was, "Although with the exception of what I see on ESPN, I'm not really that familiar with US pool". Jules....what the hell are you even doing here. Go bore a snooker forum to death.... I thought you were on IGNORE, how did your wimpy little ass get free?

Jules UK likes to stalk,
His flame posts are all big talk,
He loves Drivermaker,
wants to suck his big wanker,
but Driver just says "Get Lost"
 
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Jules and RJ sitting in a tree,
K.. I.. S.. S.. I.. N.. G.. ;-)

I've been absent from here for a week or so...when did it turn into a rap forum?
 
Drivermaker may be insane.
His posts are nuts in the main.
Driver has only one fear -
That folks will look in his ear
And ask, "Is that a pea or your brain?"

:D
 
drivermaker said:
The people that I want to know about it know. You're at the bottom of the shit list of people that don't need to know anything, and guess what loser, YOU never will. I'm glad to see not knowing is torture for you, nothing I love more that torturing a hapless dimwit as yourself.

Believe me I'm not feeling the least bit tortured.If you really were a pro golfer/pool player and could prove it with some stats, THEN I would feel tortured.I would feel real bad for sure.But for now I just think your a bull$hitter and so do the masses.....except for the chosen few of course.
 
recoveryjones said:
Believe me I'm not feeling the least bit tortured.If you really were a pro golfer/pool player and could prove it with some stats, THEN I would feel tortured.I would feel real bad for sure.But for now I just think your a bull$hitter and so do the masses.....except for the chosen few of course.


Oh yes, you are feeling tortured, there's no question about it. Too bad loser.
There are no masses because nobody gives a shit besides you. Don Purdy knows, so does Blud, FL does -email him, Drake knows, and Wayne knows a lot but not everything yet. BTW, there's a guy that I'm really impressed with.
He really did take up the game at 45 and win $10 grand in Reno in only 8 short years of playing. A real player to learn something from. From here on out, when he talks, I'll be listening. In pool at least, not golf. ;)

There are other individuals on here that I trust, respect, like and would share things in an open book. I'd do it with Williebetmore; SJM; Tate; Colin (oh shit, my mind went blank and I'm going to get in trouble for slighting someone) and a few other guys. So if they're REALLY interested and it's bugging the hell out of them also (I doubt it), PM and we'll have a chat. But to list anything on a forum to a bunch of aliases, whacko's, stalkers, and what not is insanity. It'll just be shredded as was Fl, Keith McCready on RSB, and Grady on RSB. If it's going to be done to them, it's going to be done to me. There's no accomplishment that's so great that you can't be picked apart by the vermin and piranha lurking the web. Plus, I want no personal information out there where I can be contacted off the forum by nut cases like you.

Do you know why certain people know and you don't and won't....because you're a flaming fucking asshole who hasn't done jack shit with his own life and is a total loser. Now, go link up with Jules and have a sex fest with each other. Ummmmmmmmm yummy..........
 
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All this talk about me trying to write you a love poem, suggesting someone suck your big wanker and that Jules and I should have a love fest is a little too much for me. Judge me as you wish, however, I'm comfortable in my hetrosexuality. I really don't know why your mind is so entrenched in that gay stuff....hmmmmm?

Anyways I could give a shit if you were Johhny Archer or Tiger Woods. You started with the sarcasim, putting me down, name calling etc and I retaliated , plain and simple.When I saw you treating other posters the same way, I stepped in.Was I right in doing so.......probably not.Two wrongs don't make a right.My apologys to all those(including you DM) affected.Getting involved in a forum war was a out of character for me. It had its fun moments, however,it's lost it's flavor.

So feel free to carve me up (like the Christmas turkey) one more time Drivermaker.You get the last word as I'll do my best not to retaliate.Someones got to quit.RJ

.....throwin in the white flag :D
 
drivermaker said:
There are other individuals on here that I trust, respect, like and would share things in an open book. I'd do it with Williebetmore; SJM; Tate; Colin (oh shit, my mind went blank and I'm going to get in trouble for slighting someone) and a few other guys.

You left out me????

That's it, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, ummmm... WRITE SOME CRAPPY LIMERICKS ABOUT YOU DM!

Yeah, that'll teach ya! :D

Dave Q --> wouldn't know a sonnet from a sombrero.
 
Raistlin said:
You left out me????

That's it, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, ummmm... WRITE SOME CRAPPY LIMERICKS ABOUT YOU DM!

Yeah, that'll teach ya! :D

Dave Q --> wouldn't know a sonnet from a sombrero.


You ARE one of the good guys. I included you...it was in the "few other guys" section. :) I was just having a senior moment...although I can't stand thinking of it that way.
 
recoveryjones said:
Anyways I could give a shit if you were Johhny Archer or Tiger Woods. You started with the sarcasim, putting me down,

So feel free to carve me up (like the Christmas turkey) one more time Drivermaker.


It's not my intention to carve you up and it never was. Unfortunately, the written word on a forum such as this can NEVER exhibit the true meaning or intention that a writer might have in a face to face real life atmosphere. I started out kidding you about the similarities of the two sports having no relationship to each other in your post, where you were showing that they do, and I carried it over into a whole host of other possibilites. You took it as sarcasm and a slam/flame war. And although I don't believe that any of it carries over from pool to golf as Mosconi did, it was still originally done with a light hearted feeling behind it. In real life I am a fun loving jerk off, like most. Sometimes egos can be a little touchy and all of the icons or smilies won't do a damn thing. And if you don't use them, as I didn't do if I recall, than it can be interpreted in many different ways.
 
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