if godzilla can whip Efren then putting him up against Brasky would be a slaughter, Brasky's magic scotch breath would render Bata unconscious in seconds
Efren versus Godzilla
- Thread starter Jude Rosenstock
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to Bill Brasky!!!
Of course, the Wikipedia article did not mention anything about Efren's hidden abilities. Who knows what other secret weapons he may have in his arsenal.
While Godzilla (or Gojira) seems to be resistant to psychic attack, he is not entirely immune to it. Meanwhile, which pool player is not instantaneously disarmed by Efren's subliminal psychic attack whenever he smiles and scratches his head after an error? This goody-two-shoes demeanor unleashes a low-frequency positive empathic energy which totally saps any killer instinct his opponent may have against him (although apparently, Ralf Souquet must have had some telepathy-resistant metal alloy/ceramic shield surgically installed in his skull which probably explains both his success against Efren and his follicle-challenged pate).
It is still a matter of conjecture if Efren's latent psionic abilities would manifest itself against the nuclear-powered behemoth Godzilla. He has, however, in the past shown resilience in the face of adversity and has risen to the occasion when challenged, especially against difficult odds.
Mothra, Gigan, Battra, King Ghidorah, etc. would surely be unanimous in saying that Godzilla would own Efren's ass but I'm not too sure Scorpion, Terminator, Iceman, etc. would agree right away.
While Godzilla (or Gojira) seems to be resistant to psychic attack, he is not entirely immune to it. Meanwhile, which pool player is not instantaneously disarmed by Efren's subliminal psychic attack whenever he smiles and scratches his head after an error? This goody-two-shoes demeanor unleashes a low-frequency positive empathic energy which totally saps any killer instinct his opponent may have against him (although apparently, Ralf Souquet must have had some telepathy-resistant metal alloy/ceramic shield surgically installed in his skull which probably explains both his success against Efren and his follicle-challenged pate).
It is still a matter of conjecture if Efren's latent psionic abilities would manifest itself against the nuclear-powered behemoth Godzilla. He has, however, in the past shown resilience in the face of adversity and has risen to the occasion when challenged, especially against difficult odds.
Mothra, Gigan, Battra, King Ghidorah, etc. would surely be unanimous in saying that Godzilla would own Efren's ass but I'm not too sure Scorpion, Terminator, Iceman, etc. would agree right away.
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bhoytam said:
im sure you stink more than efren even if he doesnt take a bath for a month judging by all the crap you have been posting here
Da Coach
The opponents that all of you guys are putting in the box ( Efren, Godzilla, Norris, etc. ) are a joke against my guy....MIKE DITKA
DITKA can give Efren about 10-7 in one pocket.
DITKA'S high run in straight pool is 1,366.
And the last time DITKA fought Godzilla he broke Godzillas jaw and both of his arms - Godzilla crawled away whimpering.
The opponents that all of you guys are putting in the box ( Efren, Godzilla, Norris, etc. ) are a joke against my guy....MIKE DITKA
DITKA can give Efren about 10-7 in one pocket.
DITKA'S high run in straight pool is 1,366.
And the last time DITKA fought Godzilla he broke Godzillas jaw and both of his arms - Godzilla crawled away whimpering.
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Let Them Eat Cake
You mean, there's a posting/topic/Title/Forum 'loophole' for HUMOR ?
Doug
( Yeeehaaaaaaa ! )
I didn't have to hire an attorney.
Jude Rosenstock said:
You mean, there's a posting/topic/Title/Forum 'loophole' for HUMOR ?
Doug
( Yeeehaaaaaaa ! )
I didn't have to hire an attorney.
"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it"
1 Pocket Ghost said:
Yes, yes, I know. You can send 5 mini Mike Ditkas to the Mosconi Cup and Europe wouldn't stand a chance. However, have you ever considered what would happen if you had your team of Mike Ditkas against a team of Derek Jeters? Jeter may only have a high-run of 1,113 balls but he breaks about 78 mph opposite handed. He has forgotten more than Reyes knows. Between innings, Derek Jeter helped a woman give birth AND led a team of surgeons in a very risky twin separation. I kid you not. I was there for all of it. Bill Gates credits 90% of his success to a conversation he had with Derek Jeter when he was 11! North & South Korea are finally going to have peace because Derek Jeter said, "chill".
Brasky's poop is used as currency in Argentina
BazookaJoe said:
but isn't it backed by Jeter's poop?
Bill Brasky is a two ton man-mountain who can palm a medicine ball!
Bill Brasky once ran a ten ball rack in 25 seconds by scaring the balls into the pockets. Then he ate an entire caribou.
Kaa-Kaa !
Originally Posted by BazookaJoe
Brasky's poop is used as currency in Argentina
I'd like a dollars worth of both, please. <Jude said poop...snort,snort>
Doug
( no chit )
Originally Posted by BazookaJoe
Brasky's poop is used as currency in Argentina
Jude Rosenstock said:
I'd like a dollars worth of both, please. <Jude said poop...snort,snort>
Doug
( no chit )
Thinking of you, Smorg.