Excuse my language

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Rude Dog

<---Dumb and Dumber
Other than the few that I intended to offend with my foul language, I apologize. In the future this apology also applies to those that I do not have a problem with. To those of you that I DO have a problem with, you know who you are and I welcome you to my nightmare. Shorty, Jack-Off, BozoJoe, and JimBreeder, it's time to come out and play.
 
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What we've got here is...

We need a new "Flame Forum" so instead of just deleating posts or banning people we can move the threads there, and let the flamers have thier own special place. Maybe we need an "Apology Forum" as well, so when the flamers finally figure out they are both human, they can go thier to kiss and hug and all that other stuff flamers do.
 
Rude Dog said:
Other than the few that I intended to offend with my foul language, I appologize. In the future this apology also applies to those that I do not have a problem with. To those of you that I DO have a problem with, you know who you are and I welcome you to my nightmare. Shorty, Jack-Off, BozoJoe, and JimBreeder, it's time to come out and play.
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Yeah coxsuker, you got a pretty filthy fu@king mouth on ya boy. Talking all that sh!t to the bozo clowns on here. Picking on the only fu@king midget we got around here you asswipe. One of these dam days I am gonna cum find you and wash your muter fu@king mouth out with dog shit. Now punk, get a hard on for me!!!! ;)
Purdman :D
 
Man don’t apologize ! Your command of the language is unique.

For example:

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, even Jack-Off, cuz me and him got some business to handle and once I find out who he is, it's on. Fukk pool, we're gonna throw these dick-beaters mutha fukka.
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Now that really gets a message across. This is great stuff.

Cheers
 
I dug this up so that you have a reference for future posts. Please feel free to use any or all at once. ;) :D

If you don't want to read it all just click on the link and scroll to fword.wav (1176k)

you may need to edit the last part of this link to ...fu...oh you figure it out!!

http://www.twoguys.org/~gregh/****.html

About the word "****"
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "****". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "****" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ****ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ****ed by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a ****), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a ****), an adverb (Mary is ****ing interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific ****).

It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is ****ing beautiful) or an interjection (****! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, **** she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "****".

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:


Aggression: **** you!
Agreeable: ****ing A.
Apathy: Who really gives a ****, anyhow?
Confusion: What the ****?
Deception: ****ing liar.
Denial: I didn't ****ing do it.
Despair: ****ed again.
Difficulty: I don't understand this ****ing business.
Directions: **** off.
Disbelief: How the **** did you do that?
Disgust: **** me.
Dismay: Oh, **** it.
Displeasure: What the **** is going on here?
Fraud: I got ****ed by the used car dealer.
Greetings: How the **** are you?
Incompetence: He's a **** up.
Laziness: He's a **** off.
Lost: Where the **** are we?
Panic: Let's get the **** out of here.
Perplexity: I know **** all about it.
Pleasure: I ****ing couldn't be happier.
Puzzelled: How the **** do I know?
Rebellion: I don't give a **** what he said!
Resignation: Oh, **** it!
Retaliation: Up your ****ing ass!
Suspicion: Who the **** are you?
Trouble: Well, I guess I'm ****ed now.
It can be used as an anatomical description - "He's a ****ing asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five ****ing thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I wind up in this ****ing job?"
It can be maternal as in - "Mother****er."
It can be political - "**** Bill Clinton."

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the **** was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the **** did all these Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where is all this ****ing water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real ****ing gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna ****ing find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to ****ing roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the ****ing woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle
"What ****ing map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any ****ing idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so ****ing look like her!" - Picasso
"How the **** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the ****ing ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"**** a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its ****ing there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna ****ing rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered ****ing showers my ass." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy


The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say ****? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige.

Today, say to some one... **** YOU!
 
apologies?

all the bad language didn't offend me a bit. My daughter got a little wide-eyed and I will be sure to show her the apolgy.
Her Mom blamed me for letting her look at a forum invoving a bunch of loser Pool Players. I will fix the problem by getting her own computer. That way, she won't have to look at anything posted by a bunch , (as the lovely wife puts it) Loser Pool Players again.
No harm done though and someone stated the other day, lets just get on with the NATURAL PROGRESSION?
 
BRKNRUN said:
I dug this up so that you have a reference for future posts. Please feel free to use any or all at once. ;) :D

If you don't want to read it all just click on the link and scroll to fword.wav (1176k)

you may need to edit the last part of this link to ...fu...oh you figure it out!!

http://www.twoguys.org/~gregh/****.html

About the word "****"
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "****". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "****" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ****ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ****ed by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a ****), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a ****), an adverb (Mary is ****ing interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific ****).

It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is ****ing beautiful) or an interjection (****! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, **** she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "****".

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:


Aggression: **** you!
Agreeable: ****ing A.
Apathy: Who really gives a ****, anyhow?
Confusion: What the ****?
Deception: ****ing liar.
Denial: I didn't ****ing do it.
Despair: ****ed again.
Difficulty: I don't understand this ****ing business.
Directions: **** off.
Disbelief: How the **** did you do that?
Disgust: **** me.
Dismay: Oh, **** it.
Displeasure: What the **** is going on here?
Fraud: I got ****ed by the used car dealer.
Greetings: How the **** are you?
Incompetence: He's a **** up.
Laziness: He's a **** off.
Lost: Where the **** are we?
Panic: Let's get the **** out of here.
Perplexity: I know **** all about it.
Pleasure: I ****ing couldn't be happier.
Puzzelled: How the **** do I know?
Rebellion: I don't give a **** what he said!
Resignation: Oh, **** it!
Retaliation: Up your ****ing ass!
Suspicion: Who the **** are you?
Trouble: Well, I guess I'm ****ed now.
It can be used as an anatomical description - "He's a ****ing asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five ****ing thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I wind up in this ****ing job?"
It can be maternal as in - "Mother****er."
It can be political - "**** Bill Clinton."

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the **** was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the **** did all these Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where is all this ****ing water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real ****ing gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna ****ing find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to ****ing roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the ****ing woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle
"What ****ing map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any ****ing idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so ****ing look like her!" - Picasso
"How the **** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the ****ing ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"**** a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its ****ing there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna ****ing rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered ****ing showers my ass." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy


The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say ****? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige.

Today, say to some one... **** YOU!
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I don't even know anyone by the name of Mary, how did I get ****ED so many times by her? LOL :D
 
this is great......we do need a flame forum.....i am just about busting at the seams to keep my mouth shut but i'm feelin good..............

da 6
 
Josh Palmer said:
Hey John- Fukk you for apologizing... Now a giant beer can is going to fall on your head!
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That's hilarious!!! Thanks, I needed that. Damn, I'm still laughing 8 minutes later. LOL.
 
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Apology accepted, RudeDog. It's nice to know there's still some decent people on this board.
 
Roll-Off said:
Apology accepted, RudeDog. It's nice to know there's still some decent people on this board.
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Wrong thread dude, I didn't apologize to you. We're beyond that stage and there's no going back.
 
Just realized

Rude Dog said:
Wrong thread dude, I didn't apologize to you. We're beyond that stage and there's no going back.
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You guys are only 184 miles apart. Hope you don't meet face to face.
 
nfty9er said:
You guys are only 184 miles apart. Hope you don't meet face to face.
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That's far enough. He's made too many violent threats to get any closer.
 
Roll-Off said:
That's far enough. He's made too many violent threats to get any closer.
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Not trying to butt in...but...now I am curious who you actually are and if you are really in Phoenix???

It would not take too much investigation to find out who I am since I play all over....and my name is posted below.

You can PM me if you don't want the world to know....
 
BRKNRUN said:
Not trying to butt in...but...now I am curious who you actually are and if you are really in Phoenix???

It would not take too much investigation to find out who I am since I play all over....and my name is posted below.

You can PM me if you don't want the world to know....
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He's not from Phoenix, he's from Pheonix.

Jeff Livingston
 
MaryD said:
Rude Dog!

A: Yes you do.

B: You didn't!

C: You won't! Sorry - one man woman here. :)

D: I don't have a little lamb, I'm contrary by choice, and my garden is fine, thank you!

LOL

M
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Darn, this took me about 15 minutes to figure out what the heck you were talking about, lol. I went over my first post about 6 times and couldn't figure out what you meant. The A,B,C,D, threw me off, I guess. But then my meds kicked in and lo and behold, DOM DOM dum DOM, SMART MAN is here! :D I Do know a Mary huh? And I didn't and I won't, YeeeeeeeeeeHah! Peace, John.
 
Rude Dog said:
Darn, this took me about 15 minutes to figure out what the heck you were talking about, lol. I went over my first post about 6 times and couldn't figure out what you meant. The A,B,C,D, threw me off, I guess. But then my meds kicked in and lo and behold, DOM DOM dum DOM, SMART MAN is here! :D I Do know a Mary huh? And I didn't and I won't, YeeeeeeeeeeHah! Peace, John.
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Damn.....And I was just getting ready to make some Duece Bigalow comment.......I guess I will hold off.... :D
 
Rude Dog said:
Other than the few that I intended to offend with my foul language, I appologize. In the future this apology also applies to those that I do not have a problem with. To those of you that I DO have a problem with, you know who you are and I welcome you to my nightmare. Shorty, Jack-Off, BozoJoe, and JimBreeder, it's time to come out and play.
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Oh yeah! I've been hanging out in pool halls for over 40 years. Never heard such language in all my life. My ears are still burning! Oh the horror of it all! I for one, am one sensitive mo@#$%f&*()r! My theory is, if no one's bleeding they're feelings aren't hurt yet!
 
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