Exotic Hardwood Pocket Chalkers

8Ball48043

8Ball48043

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I have, ready to ship, six (6) exotic hardwood pocket chalkers for immediate shipment.

They fit neatly into a pocket and are always ready at hand to 'chalk' before that next shot. They can be loaded with your favorite brand or color of chalk, and since they stay on your person, your favorite chalk won't be carried off by someone else at the pool table.

I have:

  • Cocobolo

  • Bocote

  • Bubinga

  • Bloodwood

  • Mahogany

  • Walnut Burl

$19.95 each includes shipping to the lower 48. PM which chalker from the list you want. I prefer PayPal. PM questions and order information.
 

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I once prayed to god for a bright shiny new pool cue, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a pool cue and prayed for his forgiveness.
 
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I also have, nearly ready to ship:

  • Bocote

  • Cocobolo

  • Black and White Ebony

  • Black Ebony

PM Questions.
 
Oxymorons

In reverse order, here are 50 oxymorons to brighten your day:

50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42 Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
31. Butt head
30. Military intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. Extinct life
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. “Now, then...”
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. New classic
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Italian Army
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance

And the NUMBER ONE top OXY-Moron ..........
1. Microsoft Works
 
do you have any pictures of the others?
How much is shipping to canada?
 
Photos of Ebony, Black and White Ebony, Cocobolo, and Bocote chalkers.
 

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"The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop." - Mark Twain
 
The biggest difference between 8-ball and 9-ball is that if you get the 9-ball in early you win!
 
8Ball48043 said:
In reverse order, here are 50 oxymorons to brighten your day:

50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42 Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
31. Butt head
30. Military intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. Extinct life
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. “Now, then...”
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. New classic
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Italian Army
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance

And the NUMBER ONE top OXY-Moron ..........
1. Microsoft Works
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The majority of these aren't oxymorons. In fact, I'm not sure any of them are, aside from the obvious jokes, most are just adjectives with various meanings. But here's you a free bump.
 
For those of you wondering, here's what the dictionary says;


ox·y·mo·ron [ok-si-mawr-on, -mohr-]

noun, plural ox·y·mo·ra  [ok-si-mawr-uh, -mohr-uh] Show IPA, ox·y·mor·ons. Rhetoric. a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness” or “to make haste slowly.”
 
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Pickles and Cucumbers: You can change a cucumber into a pickle, but you can’t change a pickle into a cucumber.
 
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