Fantasy Cues: Worst names possible

[Balabushka]

Seeing some assembly line cuemaker giving some wierd names to their cues.
Thought I'd name a few.

So here's some surefire loser names that wouldn't get past the focus groups:

"The Scratcher"

"The Pole"

"The Murderer"

"Two-Piece Johnson"

"The Wobbler"


Feel free to add more.

 

[Nostroke]

Seeing some assembly line cuemaker giving some wierd names to their cues.
Thought I'd name a few.

So here's some surefire loser names that wouldn't get past the focus groups:

"The Scratcher"

"The Pole"

"The Murderer"

"Two-Piece Johnson"

"The Wobbler"


Feel free to add more.

The Vibrator

Splinterslide

The Whittlestick.

 

[trustyrusty]

the FAH cue

 

[Nick B]

The Impaler

 

[Gunn_Slinger]

The Princess

:rotflmao1:
mrs.g

 

[rossaroni]

The Nit Stick

 

[trustyrusty]

the NOODLE

 

[Rak9up]

MY top 10?

Top 10?

1.Dicka da cues
2. Strickland cues
3.Coco Cue
4.Hue cue
5.Suzie Cues
6.No Nicks Sticks
7.Chicks Sticks (scary)
8.B-Lance
9.Pool Tool
10.Custom Upolstry cues

 

[Balabushka]

"The Schtick"

 

[bigshooter]

Fast Larry LTD.

Prey (opposite of predator)

Banger

Wobble Stick

Lil' Weenie

Chick Stick

 

[Balabushka]

"The Trailer Trasher"

"The Telly Savalas Signature Model"

"Mickey's Stickey"

"Dr. Phil's Mental Wellness Cue"

"Crackentuuah"

"The Fat Bald Guy Special"

 

[Balabushka]

OK last one:

"The Shake 'N Break"

 

[Quesports]

THE RATTLER!!

Dan

 

[skins]

Johnny "ROD"..........


skins -------------- thinkin' old school...........

 

[bigskyjake]

the bar cue



oh wait, that one's taken