The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder?
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.