From CW: about FL 10 Ball Thread...

[drivermaker]

Hi, Smorgie! Take it for what it's worth, but you're still on my birthday cake list!

JAM

JAMMY PIE...A super great chick, I love her, but I don't think she's looked in the mirror recently and noticed all of the thick wool that's been growing at a rapid rate over her eyes.

JAMMY is also known to have a real soft spot in her heart for stray/homeless scorpions, anacondas, and puff adders and has taken a few in and fed them.

 

[JAM]

JAMMY PIE...A super great chick, I love her, but I don't think she's looked in the mirror recently and noticed all of the thick wool that's been growing at a rapid rate over her eyes.

JAMMY is also known to have a real soft spot in her heart for stray/homeless scorpions, anacondas, and puff adders and has taken a few in and fed them.

[Sung to "I Like Bread and Butter" by Larry Parks]

I like peanut butter.
”I like Smorg,” says JAM.
Drivermaker is funny too,
but I'm a Smorgie fan.

Pool is bread and butter
to someone close to JAM.
That’s what my baby likes to do.
Like Smorg, he ain’t no lamb.

I like mashed potatoes,
sometimes a T-bone steak.
I’d like a level playing field
where all can then partake.

Pool is bread and butter
for Earthquake more than JAM.
Thank God I have a daytime job,
but I'll stand behind my man.

JAM

 

[drivermaker]

[Sung to "I Like Bread and Butter" by Larry Parks]

I like peanut butter.
”I like Smorg,” says JAM.
Drivermaker is funny too,
but I'm a Smorgie fan.

Pool is bread and butter
to someone close to JAM.
That’s what my baby likes to do.
Like Smorg, he ain’t no lamb.

I like mashed potatoes,
sometimes a T-bone steak.
I’d like a level playing field
where all can then partake.

Pool is bread and butter
for Earthquake more than JAM.
Thank God I have a daytime job,
but I'll stand behind my man.

JAM

Tsk-tsk-tsk....I have no earthly idea how you developed that kind of loyalty to a diamond back rattler. Where were you when I was searching for those kinds of qualities in women. Hell, I thought that I dated and met every hot chick that existed in the D.C. area when I was there for over 20 years. How did you get under the radar and escape? On top of that...you were a real cutie/hottie in those days. I can't make any of those types of references now since you're a "taken" woman and I have respect for KM.