FS: Highly modified, octogonal Schmelke Break Cue

Thought for the Day: Handle every stressful situation like a dog .... Piss on it and walk away.
 
Woody Hayes, the famed Ohio State Football Coach used to say; " Three things can happen when you pass the football, and two of them are bad!".
 
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.
 
Who does what

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.

The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
 
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