Funny pic/gif thread...
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The little ho on the prairy is now going to run for Congress.
Regardless of her 360 THOUSAND dollar tax lien.
Guess she'll fit right in with Geithner, Rham and the rest of 'em.
http://dailycaller.com/2015/08/11/l...for-congress-as-democrat-has-360000-tax-lien/
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> Kind of a cool way to take a fisherman's casket to the cemetery.
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> A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery.
> Several carloads of family members followed a black truck
> towing a boat with a coffin in it.
> A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman."
> "Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners.
> "As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife."
> Kind of a cool way to take a fisherman's casket to the cemetery.
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> A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery.
> Several carloads of family members followed a black truck
> towing a boat with a coffin in it.
> A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman."
> "Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners.
> "As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife."
Texas Gun Story
A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his un-holstered pistol and yelled; "I have a 45 Colt with an eight shot magazine and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife, Wanda Jean?"
A voice from the back of the room called out "You don't have enough ammo!"
A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his un-holstered pistol and yelled; "I have a 45 Colt with an eight shot magazine and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife, Wanda Jean?"
A voice from the back of the room called out "You don't have enough ammo!"
Peeing on the Flowers
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>> PEEING ON MY FLOWERS
>> IT HURTS JUST TO READ THIS!!!
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>> A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
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>> One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
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>> Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
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>> "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer."
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>> "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.
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>> "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
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>> "Oh, no, no", said the old lady.
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>> "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!'
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>> "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
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>> "Not everybody pays."
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>> PEEING ON MY FLOWERS
>> IT HURTS JUST TO READ THIS!!!
>>
>> A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
>>
>> One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
>>
>> Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
>>
>> "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer."
>>
>> "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.
>>
>> "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
>>
>> "Oh, no, no", said the old lady.
>>
>> "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!'
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>> "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
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>> "Not everybody pays."
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