I used to work with 2 guys, one would gove brady a bj, the other would kill Brady and is big on the eagles.
It is hilarious to be involved in their texts about the upcoming game.
Here Is a snippet of what their dialog is like:
R- Fu(k yeah! 10th SB for the Pats!
T- Go eat a bag of dic%s bryan. Ryan you better hope the Eagles win. Because if they don’t I will murder you in the office, most likely on Tuesday 2-6-18 as I plan on calling in sick either way on that Monday.
R- Wow that is a b!tch ass loser commentary right there
Hope your fu(kers lose just because of your violent tendencies.