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Softballmvp
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A husband and wife are in a car accident and the husband is mostly fine, but the wife has serious injuries and falls into a coma.
After a few days in the hospital the nurse notices when giving a sponge bath to the wife that the wife’s vital signs seem to pick up when she approaches the wife’s private areas, almost to the point where she thinks she could come out of the coma. She reports this news to the doctor who gives her a blank stare, shakes his head and dismisses it.
During the next sponge bath, the same thing happens but this time the nurse has the doctor supervising. They discuss it afterwards and then call the husband into the room. The doctor says to the husband “this may sound very strange, but we feel that if you have oral sex with your wife, that she may come out of her coma”. The husband is furious and screams out obscenities at the doctor. The doctor not surprised calms the husband down and states how serious they are and feel that oral sex might arouse the wife into waking up and having a perfect recovery.
So the husband states “ok, if you think it is the best solution, I will do anything I can to help my wife”. So the doctor and nurse leave giving the couple some privacy. A few minutes later the alarm signal goes off and the wife is flat lining. The doctor runs back into the room asks “what happened?” To which the husband replied “I think she choked!”
After a few days in the hospital the nurse notices when giving a sponge bath to the wife that the wife’s vital signs seem to pick up when she approaches the wife’s private areas, almost to the point where she thinks she could come out of the coma. She reports this news to the doctor who gives her a blank stare, shakes his head and dismisses it.
During the next sponge bath, the same thing happens but this time the nurse has the doctor supervising. They discuss it afterwards and then call the husband into the room. The doctor says to the husband “this may sound very strange, but we feel that if you have oral sex with your wife, that she may come out of her coma”. The husband is furious and screams out obscenities at the doctor. The doctor not surprised calms the husband down and states how serious they are and feel that oral sex might arouse the wife into waking up and having a perfect recovery.
So the husband states “ok, if you think it is the best solution, I will do anything I can to help my wife”. So the doctor and nurse leave giving the couple some privacy. A few minutes later the alarm signal goes off and the wife is flat lining. The doctor runs back into the room asks “what happened?” To which the husband replied “I think she choked!”
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