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Funny pic/gif thread...
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avmaster said:
Ahhh dude, seriously.....
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Speeding in PA
1) Good:
An Eria, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.'
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.
(And we kids used to just sell lemonade!)
2) Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
3) Absolute Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.'
He replied 'Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her ca r...
1) Good:
An Eria, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.'
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.
(And we kids used to just sell lemonade!)
2) Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
3) Absolute Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.'
He replied 'Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her ca r...
sde said:
Sombody's getting fiiiiireeeeeeeeeeeed.
sde said:
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What's scary is this reminds me of one my kids, but a much more "decorated" version! (I hope!)
Best thread ever !!!!!!!
It's just like the energizer battery bunny.....keeps going...and going......
They should make it a sticky thread and All az members are required to
read some of it, to mellow out, maybe less flame wars.
However, Where would az billiards be without a good flame war now & then
A good laugh never hurts anyone !!!!!
Correction I laughed so hard on some of this thread, it hurt the next day!!!!!
Later,
Sax
It's just like the energizer battery bunny.....keeps going...and going......
They should make it a sticky thread and All az members are required to
read some of it, to mellow out, maybe less flame wars.
However, Where would az billiards be without a good flame war now & then
A good laugh never hurts anyone !!!!!
Correction I laughed so hard on some of this thread, it hurt the next day!!!!!
Later,
Sax
OHHH CRICKEY!!!!!
It would be nice if we could be this prepared!
