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The vending machine guy who services the machine in my building is sadistic. If you can't tell, there's an empty space between the Butterfinger and Peanut Butter Cups... I love peanut butter cups. :crying:
 

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Willie Mosconi, Johnny Archer and Earl Strickland are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you believe.

God looks at Willie and asks: “what do you believe?”

Willie thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.

God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Mosconi, and offers him a seat on his left.

Then God turns to Archer and says, “What do you believe?”

Johnny says, “Win or lose, I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Willie, I believe in hard work. I’ve been lucky too, but I’ve always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the table.”

God is greatly moved by Johnny’s modest southern eloquence and offers him a seat at his right and a piece of pie.

Finally, God turns to Strickland : “And you, Earl, what do you believe?”

Earl replies, “I believe you’re in my seat.”
 
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