Funny pic/gif thread...

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dquarasr

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Dead Money said:
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Many years ago I was playing at a nearby hall, and there were these two 20-somethings at the table next to us. They were hysterical, cracking jokes and having a great time.

One of them said something to the other just as he was taking a sip of beer. Stifling his urge to laugh with a mouthful of beer and spit it out all over the place, he composed himself, swallowed, and said "Dude.....you almost made me spit out my beer!" <pause for perfect timing> "Then I remembered: it's beer!" CRACKED US UP!
 
VarmintKong

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jokrswylde said:
False! As a 20 year high school teacher, the things I deal with now vs. 1999 are night and day. I will concede that yes, kids have always been mouthy or disrespectful, but I have had to deal with more discipline issues over the last 5 years than the previous 15 combined.
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Dang man. Really got me thinking’ here…

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Sorry ‘bout your luck. Sounds like you used to be a lot cooler.

“If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding!”
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Patrick Johnson

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The Quotes of Steven Wright
(TLDR: lol)
  • I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
  • Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
  • Half the people you know are below average.
  • 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
  • All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
  • OK, so what's the speed of dark?
  • How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
  • Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
  • I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
  • Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  • The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
  • The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
  • Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
  • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  • If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
 
Maxx

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jokrswylde said:
False! As a 20 year high school teacher, the things I deal with now vs. 1999 are night and day. I will concede that yes, kids have always been mouthy or disrespectful, but I have had to deal with more discipline issues over the last 5 years than the previous 15 combined.
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I’m guessing you don’t teach math!
 
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Rusty in Montana said:
^^^^^ That would've been my old black lab Buddy he was quite the hunting partner !
I miss him still to this day along with all the other hunting dogs I've had .
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For me it was my 'Cheney'. Sweetest companion ever. Took me 4 years after she was gone before I could even talk about her. This photo is a dead ringer, right down to the collar.
 
Hoser

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For me, it was my 100# Chessie Woody RIP. I would run him on the golf course in the evening to tire him out. Occasionally, a big Muscovy would call his bluff and not fly away. He'd snatch it, break its neck, and retrieve it for me. I'd pat him on the head, and say "You're such a good duck dog, I don't even need to bring my shotgun". Then I'd have to hide the damn thing in the bushes.
 
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tomatoshooter

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Hoser said:
For me, it was my 100# Chessie Woody RIP. I would run him on the golf course in the evening to tire him out. Occasionally, a big Muscovy would call his bluff and not fly away. He'd snatch it, break its neck, and retrieve it for me. I'd pat him on the head, and say "You're such a good duck dog, I don't even need to bring my shotgun". Then I'd have to hide the damn thing in the bushes.
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Take it home and eat it.
 
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