Funny stories from Louisville?
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cliff
I thought it was funny that cliff joyner thought he could beat orcollo playing ten ball with the 7/8/9.
I thought it was funny that cliff joyner thought he could beat orcollo playing ten ball with the 7/8/9.
Yeah, but you had to be thereTommy-D said:
But seriously, there's something hilarious every night/morning, but by the time I get to bed and then wakeup, I can't remember anything other than laughing.
Just remembered one. Scooter has made possibly a bad game, giving the wild 8 and the breaks to Trinidad. A guy behind us asks, "which one is Trinidad?" I guess it's a little mean, but anyone within ear shot couldn't hold back the laughs.
OTOH, I do remember that no matter what happens, no matter who said what, no matter if anybody got the good end or the bad end....
It's All About Timberly.
Fred
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I looked for Timberly, and never saw her! 
I wanted to buy her a beer! Had a great time and was sad to come home! Not sure that some of my stories would be very funny! 
I wanted to buy her a beer! Had a great time and was sad to come home! Not sure that some of my stories would be very funny! 
That quote
It was from Caddyshack. Where the Judges Nephew is talking about ordering food and a milkshake and he's rattleing on, the judge says," you'll have nothing and like it'. And yes, it is always funny when you see that part of the movie.JG-in-KY said:
Angry matched up with Scooter in a gaff game, partner 9 ball race to 9 Angry gets the 4 out wild and the breaks, his partner plays straight shoot till you miss.
Angry goes upstairs to change out of his suit and comes back down dressed like Michael Jordan wearing a BILLBOARD that says on the front " DO NOT ASK ME ANY POOL QUESTIONS" and on the back " LOUIS ROBERTS COULDN'T WIN THE ANGRY WHITE AWARD". I laughed so hard it hurt.
After Angry loses the set he looks at Scooter sadly and says " You have to give me something !!!! "
Everytime he broke he shouted a noise between a karate KIIIAAAAA and a cat being strangled. One time he yelled " CONTROLLED BREAK !!!! " as he stabbed at the cue ball while jumping straight up in the air.
It was bar none the most bizarre set I have ever seen.
P.S.
I had 50 up with Angry Luckily Scooter let me flip for it and I sucked out.
Angry goes upstairs to change out of his suit and comes back down dressed like Michael Jordan wearing a BILLBOARD that says on the front " DO NOT ASK ME ANY POOL QUESTIONS" and on the back " LOUIS ROBERTS COULDN'T WIN THE ANGRY WHITE AWARD". I laughed so hard it hurt.
After Angry loses the set he looks at Scooter sadly and says " You have to give me something !!!! "
Everytime he broke he shouted a noise between a karate KIIIAAAAA and a cat being strangled. One time he yelled " CONTROLLED BREAK !!!! " as he stabbed at the cue ball while jumping straight up in the air.
It was bar none the most bizarre set I have ever seen.
P.S.
I had 50 up with Angry
Luckily Scooter let me flip for it and I sucked out.
Earl always has something funny to say! No matter who he plays!
By far, the funniest line I heard came from our own Freddie The Beard. Later that night after the banks finals, Freddie and Billy Incardona are in the hallway debating Efren's shot selection at the end of the match. Needless to say, it was quite a heated debate, full of barbs, shots, yelling, and lots of laughs. After this had been going on for about 10 minutes, Freddie asks Billy "who taught Efren to play banks and one-pocket?". Billy replies with "I used to come to Chicago to play him". Those of us standing around know that Freddie was one of the people that worked with Efren on his game many years ago. So as Freddie is trying to get Billy to admit that Freddie had contributed to Efren's game, Freddie says "Yes, you did play him in Chicago, but who else, who else?" It was obvious that Billy was messing with Freddie so Freddie says "let me give you a clue.......he lives in my house!" At that point, everyone erupted in laughter. After that, the discussion moved into the tournament room on the TV table. Once there, the discussion went on for about another hour. As I mentioned to someone while we were standing there soaking it all in.....this is the reason you come to the Derby.
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Quote from Efren early on in the bank tournament. Gentleman he is playing is so nervous he can hardly hold his cue. His opponent miscues off the opening break and totally misses the rack. He goes over to Efren and asked was to do, Efren kind of shrugs his shoulders, laughs, and says " I don't know, I don't play banks!" Was absolutely hilarious. He went ahead and let the gentleman break again and proceeded to roll over him 3-0!
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