good jokes apply within
- Thread starter kwilson
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kwilson said:a guy was telling his buddy that he was getting married and the buddy asked well who is the lucky girl? he told him and his buddy said man,she has slept with everyone in thomasville. he said well,as he thought for a second,thomasville isnt so big. hahahahh
What does this have to do with pool?
kwilson said:
I guess it is, there are hundreds of pool related topics to respond to and read, even if you bring back to life and old ones there is more then most can follow as it is. Who has time or interest in telling jokes. I don't know about others but I read this forum to stay informed, be stimulated and share a common interest with other players and fans. It helps keep up the interest in the sport spread information discussing topics that we are all interested in. Just to come on and post jokes doesn't express a great interest in the sport. This is a great site and many would not like to see it goofed up as other sites have been. I don't know about you but I look forward each day to reading this "POOL" forum, I am a pool player. Just my opinion.
kwilson
Banned
macguy said:
well it is like t.v.you turn it to a station and you dont like what you see.all you have to do is turn the channel.quite simple really.but you pool players may not have the intelligence to do that. o yeah i forgot if you are a bad pool player you may not have a t.v. so if this is true you wouldnt understand my parable.
kwilson said:
I like to go back and look at someones first few posts to get an idea about them. You are a wacko so I will just leave it at that. I like to give someone the benefit of the doubt and now have my opinion of you so I will take your advice and ignore you. Thanks
Hey,
I'm not really trying to bust your chops, but it would be a strong suggestion that the jokes and off topic stuff be kept where it belongs.
I can't see any good coming from this the way it is going.
People are starting to get upset with you and will, if they haven't already, complain to Mike.
Is it going to be worth it when it hits the fan?
I'm not really trying to bust your chops, but it would be a strong suggestion that the jokes and off topic stuff be kept where it belongs.
I can't see any good coming from this the way it is going.
People are starting to get upset with you and will, if they haven't already, complain to Mike.
Is it going to be worth it when it hits the fan?
Pool Joke..
OK to keep it on topic here is a few pool related jokes....(shrug)
Whats the difference between a Large Pizza and a Pool Player?
Large Pizza feeds a family of four.
A well-to-do man is driving through San Francisco; when he comes to a stop light, a bum asks him if he could spare some change:
The man replies, "Yeah I could spare some change, but you'd probably just spend it on beer."
Bum says, "No sir! I havn't had a drop to drink in 10 years! Clean and sober."
The man replies, "Well I could spare some, but you'd probably spend it ciggerettes(sp?)."
Bum says, "Nope. Never smoked a cig in my life sir!"
The man replies, "Well, I could spare some change but you'd probably just spend it playing pool."
Bum says, "POOL?!? Ive NEVER even set FOOT in a pool hall, why on Earth would I spend it on pool?"
The man says, "Ok then, get in the car Ill take you to my place and give you some food, clothing, a shave and shower."
As the bum sits down he turns to the man and asks, "Sir, why are you being so nice to me, inviting me to your house and all?"
The man replies, "I just have to show my wife what someone who doesn't drink, smoke or play pool turns into."
Okay thats all for my jokes; you guys have any good POOL related jokes?
OK to keep it on topic here is a few pool related jokes....(shrug)
Whats the difference between a Large Pizza and a Pool Player?
Large Pizza feeds a family of four.
A well-to-do man is driving through San Francisco; when he comes to a stop light, a bum asks him if he could spare some change:
The man replies, "Yeah I could spare some change, but you'd probably just spend it on beer."
Bum says, "No sir! I havn't had a drop to drink in 10 years! Clean and sober."
The man replies, "Well I could spare some, but you'd probably spend it ciggerettes(sp?)."
Bum says, "Nope. Never smoked a cig in my life sir!"
The man replies, "Well, I could spare some change but you'd probably just spend it playing pool."
Bum says, "POOL?!? Ive NEVER even set FOOT in a pool hall, why on Earth would I spend it on pool?"
The man says, "Ok then, get in the car Ill take you to my place and give you some food, clothing, a shave and shower."
As the bum sits down he turns to the man and asks, "Sir, why are you being so nice to me, inviting me to your house and all?"
The man replies, "I just have to show my wife what someone who doesn't drink, smoke or play pool turns into."
Okay thats all for my jokes; you guys have any good POOL related jokes?
shortshooter
Registered
Did you hear about snooker trying to get into the Olympics?
The IOC, knowing how boring it is, said it could be the first sport in which they have to drug test the spectators!
Hehe!
The IOC, knowing how boring it is, said it could be the first sport in which they have to drug test the spectators!
Hehe!
OldHasBeen
Tom Ferry
In a small town in South Carolina about 1970......
In a small town in South Carolina about 1970 - a young man (16) had always noticed the sign that read BILLIARDS on a main street location. Never having gone inside, his curiosity got the best of him one day.
He walks in and goes up to the bar and tries to act like he knows what’s up.
He casually asked the bartender for a "Glass Of Billiards".
The bartender (knowing he's got a real rube) takes a glass and pisses in it behind the bar. Sets it up in front of the kid and says that will be 50 cents. The kid gives him 2 quarters and takes a big drink.
He says -
"IF I WASN'T AN OLD BILLIARD DRINKER - I'D THINK THAT WAS PISS".
TY & GL
In a small town in South Carolina about 1970 - a young man (16) had always noticed the sign that read BILLIARDS on a main street location. Never having gone inside, his curiosity got the best of him one day.
He walks in and goes up to the bar and tries to act like he knows what’s up.
He casually asked the bartender for a "Glass Of Billiards".
The bartender (knowing he's got a real rube) takes a glass and pisses in it behind the bar. Sets it up in front of the kid and says that will be 50 cents. The kid gives him 2 quarters and takes a big drink.
He says -
"IF I WASN'T AN OLD BILLIARD DRINKER - I'D THINK THAT WAS PISS".
TY & GL
I will summarize this post...Mr. Wilson said:
"Stop it or i'm gonna tell daddy..."
What the hell is wrong with a joke or 2... on or off "Topic"... Chill
kwilson
Banned
a father walks into the bar and says to the bartender give my son a drink its his 21st b-day.whole the bartender gets the drink he notices that his son has no arms.legs or torso.only a head! well the kid takes his first drink ever and pow! a torso pops out of his head.his dad screams it is s miracle lets see what another will do.sure enough after the second some arms popped out.thank the lord the father says give him another.sure enough after the third beer somes legs popped out.well everyone was amazed.the son was walking for the first time ever! he stumbled around stepped out onto the street and bam!!!! he got ran over by a truck.killed him.the father of the boy cannot believe what just happened.he turns to the bartendeer and the asks why!! why!! the bartender says well maybe he should have stopped while he was a head!! hahahaahahah