Having a tip with multiple shapes
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pharaoh68 said:
You know, I knew when I posted that, you would probably say you weren't married. I should go with my instincts on these things more often.
BrooklynJay said:sorry jude but i'm still shaking my head at this one.
It's quite alright Jay. I'll explain it to you tonight at the poolroom. My team is playing your team, no?
pharaoh68
Banned
Jude-
First let me say that you are not only profoundly assinine for thinking that chalk is what performs 99.9% of all tip shaping, but you are also an incredible moron for thinking that my 'wife' thinks your "chalk" is bigger than my "chalk".
Is that really the best you've got??? I mean, has it gotten so bad that you can't even defend your ludicrous "chalk is the primary instrument that shapes your tip" argument that you have to resort to foolish little "Your wife thinks mine is bigger" jokes???
Ok. Two can play that game.
A) I don't even have a wife. I have a girlfriend. She is soon to be my fiance but still, I don't think I've been drunk enough in the last year or so to have married the girl and forgotten about it.
B) You are approx. 5'9" and maybe 170lbs. soaking weight with weights in your pockets. I would be REALLY surprised if you were packing anything more than 5 inches in your pants so do yourself a favor. Don't go there.
C) By the way, you don't even strike me as the type of guy thats into girls if ya know what I mean! (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
Love ya buddy, (err... not in that way though. Nothing personal.)
-B
First let me say that you are not only profoundly assinine for thinking that chalk is what performs 99.9% of all tip shaping, but you are also an incredible moron for thinking that my 'wife' thinks your "chalk" is bigger than my "chalk".
Is that really the best you've got??? I mean, has it gotten so bad that you can't even defend your ludicrous "chalk is the primary instrument that shapes your tip" argument that you have to resort to foolish little "Your wife thinks mine is bigger" jokes???
Ok. Two can play that game.
A) I don't even have a wife. I have a girlfriend. She is soon to be my fiance but still, I don't think I've been drunk enough in the last year or so to have married the girl and forgotten about it.
B) You are approx. 5'9" and maybe 170lbs. soaking weight with weights in your pockets. I would be REALLY surprised if you were packing anything more than 5 inches in your pants so do yourself a favor. Don't go there.
C) By the way, you don't even strike me as the type of guy thats into girls if ya know what I mean! (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
Love ya buddy, (err... not in that way though. Nothing personal.)
-B
pharaoh68 said:
It's all in good fun, Pharoah. What, did I strike a nerve?
pharaoh68
Banned
Jude Rosenstock said:
Remember Jude. The pool community is like a really, really small town where everyone knows everyone. From what I hear, you couldn't "strike a nerve" with a road map and a 10 foot vibrator. And remember, I'm the one with a girlfriend/fiance/wife. I don't go that way!
-B <---------- Wait. Are we still on chilish colloquialisms???
P.S. - You're right Jude. This IS fun!!!
pharaoh, all you've been doing on this thread is taking opportunities to poke jabs at me. I finally poke back and you just flip out. How could I have not been kidding?
pharaoh68 said:
Let me just chalk it up and see.
pharaoh68
Banned
Jude Rosenstock said:
Okay. For the third time, I am not 'poking jabs at you'. I'm not into that sort of thing. I'm heterosexual and quite happy. I'm flattered at your interest but really. You're barking up the wrong tree here. Thanks anyway.
-B <---------- Not flipping out! Actually laughing my ass off right now.
AND NO! THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN STARE AT MY ASS!!! I'm NOT a piece of meat, ya know!!!
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Did anybody else get an idea for the next best pool accessory?? After all the dialogue, I figgered it out:BrooklynJay said:sorry jude but i'm still shaking my head at this one.Heah Jude said:
A Chalk Shaper
See, since the chalk shapes you tip - you NEED to shape your chalk!! That's right, people. I came up with it. All mine. Booyah.
When I get rich off this, you guys can all come swim in my pool.
-td
MBTaylor said:
Yes, good point.
pharaoh68 said:Okay. For the third time, I am not 'poking jabs at you'. I'm not into that sort of thing. I'm heterosexual and quite happy. I'm flattered at your interest but really. You're barking up the wrong tree here. Thanks anyway.
-B <---------- Not flipping out! Actually laughing my ass off right now.
Seriously, how often is it you feel a need to initiate dialog with me. I really wonder what the ratio is like, 20:1 now?
pharaoh68
Banned
Jude Rosenstock said:
Correct me if I'm wrong but YOU took this one to the next level by insinuating that my "wife" likes your "chalk" more than my "chalk". Did you not???
Listen Jude. No hard feeling here, ok? Lets just chalk it up (no pun intended) to what it really is:
You made the most moronic statement in the world that you couldn't defend so you resorted to a battle of wits. And you lost there too. It happens. Just man up and admit it.
Still got love for ya though...
-B
pharaoh68 said:
Pharoah, I think you do love me. I think you have a tough time with banter. I think chalk wears tips.
Does your girlfriend know she's your girlfriend?
pharaoh68
Banned
Jude Rosenstock said:
Someone posted earlier in this thread that chalk is responsible for 99.9% of all tip shaping. That was the most ludicrous and ridiculous thing I have ever read...
...until this last post of yours Jude. I'm actually starting to feel bad for you. Really.
-B <------- word of advice: never enter a battle of wits unless you actually have a wit to battle with.
