Here Comes Russ I Liked Your Other Picture Better????

cornfed said:
Russ do you play pool, do you gamble.

I play pool, and only Bucktooth can ask me if I gamble, and try to get a game with me. (Hint.. Ima contractor.. And I got a sh*tload of money.. It's worth it to Bucktooth) But... since you're not Bucktooth (Guffaw), then we won't be discussing gambling. I don't recognize you as speaking for Bucktooth.. (LOL)

Russ
 
Russ Chewning said:
I play pool, and only Bucktooth can ask me if I gamble, and try to get a game with me. (Hint.. Ima contractor.. And I got a sh*tload of money.. It's worth it to Bucktooth) But... since you're not Bucktooth (Guffaw), then we won't be discussing gambling. I don't recognize you as speaking for Bucktooth.. (LOL)

Russ

Russ's making the green and no where to spend it.
JoeyA
 
JoeyA said:
Russ's making the green and no where to spend it.
JoeyA

Yup yup!

Tell that nit Bucktooth if he wants to play, then get his arse up outta his wheelchair, put his dentures in, take his arthritis medicine, and come on here at woof at me HIMSELF! :D :D :D

Russ
 
Now Russ...you know you've been in Iraq, and can't make a ball. Don't go steppin up just yet. Maybe...just maybe if ol' Bucktooth will spot you (you know, make the game fair) the wild 5 through 9 and the breaks you might bet sky high. He could win enough to retire! LOL
 
Matt_24 said:
Now Russ...you know you've been in Iraq, and can't make a ball. Don't go steppin up just yet. Maybe...just maybe if ol' Bucktooth will spot you (you know, make the game fair) the wild 5 through 9 and the breaks you might bet sky high. He could win enough to retire! LOL

Matt, don't go a teasin' Russ and stokin' Bucktooth's fire. It can only end in somebody losing their cash. Bucktooth can't play pool any more and Russ never did. It would be a match made in heaven but it ain't gonna happen.
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Aw well, laissez bon temps roule.

Nevermind, have at it me boys. Nothings going to happen anyway. They both look like they could do a little woofin and its always fun to watch.


JoeyA
 
Matt_24 said:
Now Russ...you know you've been in Iraq, and can't make a ball. Don't go steppin up just yet. Maybe...just maybe if ol' Bucktooth will spot you (you know, make the game fair) the wild 5 through 9 and the breaks you might bet sky high. He could win enough to retire! LOL

Welll, thanks for looking out for me, Matt. I will admit, that because the red cloth tables out here are in such rough shape, I haven't played at all in the last three months.. And, well, let's just admit it.. Bucktooth is a champion, and the best I ever placed was 5th in a B and below tourney.

I'm thinking you're right about the 5 thru 9, but to be honest, my break sucks, since I have such a jittery hand. (My parents almost sold me at the county fair because of it..) I think Buckie needs to spot me a breaker of my own choosing. We could put up the money first of course, and then I'd bring in my breaker.. Just to make it faaaaaiiir, you knwo, him being a champeen and all.

One Pocket is a whole nuther matter, though.. I think I need at least 9-3 and the breaks, and first shot after the breaks.. The jittery hand makes it hard to make a ball, so I think this is fair, for say... $10,000.00 a game? That seems like a good starter bet..:D :D :D

Russ
 
champion?

Russ Chewning said:
Welll, thanks for looking out for me, Matt. I will admit, that because the red cloth tables out here are in such rough shape, I haven't played at all in the last three months.. And, well, let's just admit it.. Bucktooth is a champion, and the best I ever placed was 5th in a B and below tourney.

I'm thinking you're right about the 5 thru 9, but to be honest, my break sucks, since I have such a jittery hand. (My parents almost sold me at the county fair because of it..) I think Buckie needs to spot me a breaker of my own choosing. We could put up the money first of course, and then I'd bring in my breaker.. Just to make it faaaaaiiir, you knwo, him being a champeen and all.

One Pocket is a whole nuther matter, though.. I think I need at least 9-3 and the breaks, and first shot after the breaks.. The jittery hand makes it hard to make a ball, so I think this is fair, for say... $10,000.00 a game? That seems like a good starter bet..:D :D :D

Russ
damn russ, and all this time i thought you were a champion! never knew you had a jittery hand,LOL hope that doesn't affect you busting everyone in Wallys!LOL( since we all play so bad!!!)
 
Sounds like a plan Russ.

I've got a big heart too and will bet sky high with Efren Reyes. All I need at one pocket is the break, ball in hand after the break, and 15-2. We can bet whatever...LOL.
 
Matt_24 said:
Sounds like a plan Russ.

I've got a big heart too and will bet sky high with Efren Reyes. All I need at one pocket is the break, ball in hand after the break, and 15-2. We can bet whatever...LOL.

with that kind of a spot, even my 12 year old niece can give Efren an ass-whoopin' . :D
 
instroke75 said:
damn russ, and all this time i thought you were a champion! never knew you had a jittery hand,LOL hope that doesn't affect you busting everyone in Wallys!LOL( since we all play so bad!!!)

Oh boy o boy it's gonna be fun when I get back in town.. I got an ego the size of a house when I am in stroke, and a mouth just as big... :D :D :D

Will I have the skill to back it up?? Well, I guess that what some of the Wally boys are gonna have to post up big to find out.

The big bets give those smooooooooooove strokes a little hitch, if yah know what I mean.. :D :D :D

Russ
 
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Hey Russ!! You got action!

Russ, do you really have any gamble?? you impress me to be one of these guys who can't play a lick..but loves to throw rocks,so-to -speak.If you are ever in Baton Rouge there is action for you..10k worth!:D
 
cornfed said:
I guess RUSS and all the Knockers went to sleep BUCKTOOTH wants to play EVEN......

Then he needs to get on her personally and tell me how we are gonna do this..

Russ
 
Corntooth & Keno .....

cornfed said:
I guess RUSS and all the Knockers went to sleep BUCKTOOTH wants to play EVEN......


Bye the way, I like Corntooth better than Bucktooth, that was a good one!

The Tooth wants to play EVEN Keno on a billiard table who is going to step up that posts in this forum? After all, you both are on a pool table, you both have cue sticks in your hands, and the pockets are the holes in a Keno board, how difficult is that?

I would like to see some action, instead of all this woofing!
 
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I'm still taking Efren

Hail Mary Shot said:
with that kind of a spot, even my 12 year old niece can give Efren an ass-whoopin' . :D
Your niece must play my speed, so I'm still taking Efren.
 
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