What kind of work do you do? Do you wear this shirt to work?
It seems to me you may have been shot... twice... different caliber...:smile:
Check for the bullets in your right lung
Is it not the "thechicken-hunting-season" over there ???:thumbup:
Just keep wearing the shirt. It will become like a status symbol, the bigger the hole, the more people can see how much time you put into your game, among other things.
Or just change to 100% polyester... it's a lot more durable than cotton.