Alors, your knowledge of la langue Française is not up to snuff....
...you pay double...crack just one one-pocket joke, you pay quadruple.
If you have to ask what a twoonie is, you're barred.
Pardon moi, mon ami.
The only reason I took french was so I could sit next to a beautiful blonde. Alas, she was older than I and didn't care about me.
merd,
Jeff Livingston
PS How'd I do? Did I get at least a B grade?