How Do You Define A"PRO"?

Pangit

Pangit

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If U play for money, you're a "Pro" Ask Mr. Webster. You can slice it and dice it anyway you want. If you pay an entry "fee" and there's money to be won. You are playing "PRO". Win, Place, or Show...just like the Thoroughbred ponies.

Shit...the "Greatest Athlete" of all time...aka Jim Thorpe, was stripped of his Olympic medals because he had played semi pro baseball to buy food. No baseball in the Games, "Track and Field".

I read this BS about the APA.... The keys to the asylum have been handed over to the inmates.
 
Then I am the worst pro to ever exist. LoL

Thanks for the good laugh buddy, I always enjoy your posts!
 
A pro pool player is someone who relies on their girlfriend for room and board.

What is the difference between a large pizza and a pool player? A large pizza can feed a family of four - he he
 
You're a pro if you're a 58 year old man that lives at home with Mom and has never owned a car. Sure, you've paid your $10 entry fee into some local tournaments, but only after some of the good high school kids are gone for the weekend. The race to 3 format suits you just fine and the locals call you "Mr. Safety" because you can lock them up tight, with only 2 balls on the table. You own several trophies and the largest one is over 6" tall. Your 9Ball belt buckle only scares the guy at the grill. You're an expert at sandpaper and tip tappers, tools you use every 10 minutes of play. Balls skid all the time on you and a look at the back of your pants reveal you skid too. You're a pro if Mom hands you a bag lunch every day with two egg salad sandwiches in it, as you head off to the poolroom and says "Go get 'em champ.....and hey be home before dark."
 
My 9ball belt buckle scares everyone. It's GINORMOUS!! And I told mom to stop with the damn eggsalad. I hate it!;)


Braden<--------can play safe on himself without even trying!
 
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