How Is This Sharking!?!?

LastTwo said:
So I was playing some noob a set for $500 and I was givin him the 4-out because hes a noob and I'm like quadruple A and it was double hill and he was down on the 9-ball and I started doing the macarena. He got mad and said stop dancing so I was like whatever its a free country and he got down on the ball again and just then I remembered this awesome scene from starwars so I started swing my friggin awesome cuetech at a chair and hitting the leg really hard because my friggin awesome cuetech pwnz chairs and my friggin awesome cuetech wont even get a scratch. So he said wtf are u doing and I was like whatever man just cuz ur a noob u are scared to shoot cuz ur a noob and ur gonna miss anyways so just shoot. I can do the macarena whenever I want thats part of the geneva invention. man I hate noobs they are jerks.
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Not sharking at all, sharking is much more subtle than that. In your case it is a win/win for the NOOB. If he sinks the ball he wins outright, if he misses he has a legitimate beef to drop you in the parking lot and get his money that way. If he's a nice NOOB he might call the ambulance for you.
 
Wait a freakin' second!!!! How can you guys answer without all the RELEVENT facts. I say we need more information.

1.)How does a grown man know how to do the Macarena?
2.) Were you dancing to a jukebox version or a kareokee version? Or did the establishment have a DJ?
3.) If the establishment had a DJ, were naked girls dancing to this track on a stage?
4.) If naked girls were dancing on a stage, then what the hell were you doing dancing for this "noob"? Why were you not on stage dancing with the naked ladies??
5.) Did the "noob" know how to do the Macarena? If he did then did you ask him to dance? If he did not did you offer to teach him?
6.) Was your shirt on or off while you were dancing?
7.) Can you do any of the following dances??
a.) Electric Slide
b.) Cha-Cha Slide Part II
c.) Strokin'
d.) Booty Call <~~~my fav. :D
8.) Are you known in the establishment you were shooting in? Do the people there understand your game rules?? For example...everyone who plays me knows if Booty Call starts playing we are taking a break....no matter who's shot. That's the deal playing me. :cool:
 
landshark77 said:
Wait a freakin' second!!!! How can you guys answer without all the RELEVENT facts. I say we need more information.

1.)How does a grown man know how to do the Macarena?
2.) Were you dancing to a jukebox version or a kareokee version? Or did the establishment have a DJ?
3.) If the establishment had a DJ, were naked girls dancing to this track on a stage?
4.) If naked girls were dancing on a stage, then what the hell were you doing dancing for this "noob"? Why were you not on stage dancing with the naked ladies??
5.) Did the "noob" know how to do the Macarena? If he did then did you ask him to dance? If he did not did you offer to teach him?
6.) Was your shirt on or off while you were dancing?
7.) Can you do any of the following dances??
a.) Electric Slide
b.) Cha-Cha Slide Part II
c.) Strokin'
d.) Booty Call <~~~my fav. :D
8.) Are you known in the establishment you were shooting in? Do the people there understand your game rules?? For example...everyone who plays me knows if Booty Call starts playing we are taking a break....no matter who's shot. That's the deal playing me. :cool:
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Man, don't you guys know sarcasm when you see it? I can't do the macarena, in fact if I had the money I would hire a hitman to exterminate all people who still dance the macarena.
 
landshark77 said:
Hummmmmmm...ditto. :rolleyes:
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Whoops I actually wasn't trying to reply to your post, I was talking to other ppl who actually believed me. I just happened to read yours last and accidentally hit the small reply butt on your post.
 
LastTwo said:
So I was playing some noob a set for $500 and I was givin him the 4-out because hes a noob and I'm like quadruple A and it was double hill and he was down on the 9-ball and I started doing the macarena. He got mad and said stop dancing so I was like whatever its a free country and he got down on the ball again and just then I remembered this awesome scene from starwars so I started swing my friggin awesome cuetech at a chair and hitting the leg really hard because my friggin awesome cuetech pwnz chairs and my friggin awesome cuetech wont even get a scratch. So he said wtf are u doing and I was like whatever man just cuz ur a noob u are scared to shoot cuz ur a noob and ur gonna miss anyways so just shoot. I can do the macarena whenever I want thats part of the geneva invention. man I hate noobs they are jerks.
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LMFAO playing for 500 bucks a set and you play with a cuetec. GO buy a real cue LOL joking all the good hustlers use cuetecs.
 
DDKoop said:
Oh, and to answer your question. Definitely not sharking.
Sharking would be right before he shoots the 9 you drop your drawers and blow a fart in his general direction.

Take a couple of Ibuprofen and drink lots of coffee! You'll feel better tomorrow :)
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For an A-class shark you need to light that bad boy! :D
 
DDKoop said:
I was thinking in terms of a perfect fart climate but you are correct, if the westerlies are blowing your option is much better.
Possibly create a fart wind storm if you can run fast enough! That would be the ultimate shark.
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roflmao . . . . . . .

I just blew snot all over my screen. This whole friggin' thread had me lmmfao. Carry on people, this is one of the best in a while. :p :D
 
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ScottR said:
roflmao . . . . . . .

I just blew snot all over my screen. This whole friggin' thread had me lmmfao. Carry on people, this is one of the best in a while. :p :D
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I hear you. I have to thank LastTwo for posting this as it is definitely one of the funniest posts I've seen in a while.
Thanks for bringing it back to the top Scott!

Koop
 
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