how many US players have the ability / skill to go pro but can't because of work?
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Most road players can't afford a van.
And, the ones that can, eat government cheese. :smile:
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When I was a teenager I wanted to be one of the Beatles, so I changed my name to Paul McCartney. After graduation I got a job giving enemas to elephants at the local zoo.
Every Saturday I'd be standing there holding a garden hose in my hand with it stuck up an elephant's ass, clear up to my elbow, and someone would walk by and say, "Hey, is that Paul McCartney?" About that time the elephant would shit all over me and I'd move on to the next one.
There's a lesson there, kids.
Every Saturday I'd be standing there holding a garden hose in my hand with it stuck up an elephant's ass, clear up to my elbow, and someone would walk by and say, "Hey, is that Paul McCartney?" About that time the elephant would shit all over me and I'd move on to the next one.
There's a lesson there, kids.