How to sneak a revo past the wife

Just man up and buy it tell her stay in her lane it's your money you earn it. Lol
LOL.

Do you people really have problems bringing new cues home like that? I have multple cues I paid over 2k for and a bunch others. She knows about every one and what they cost.

I would hope your money situation and how it ties into your relationships are in good standing so that you wouldnt have to hide expensive purchases. This is how you cause problems in a relationship. If you are dishonest with purchases like this, she is going to wonder what else you are dishonest with.

Be straight forward with your woman. Makes a much healthier relationship.

...and don't tell them to "stay in their lane". That's a good way to keep them in yours.:D
 
LOL.

Do you people really have problems bringing new cues home like that? I have multple cues I paid over 2k for and a bunch others. She knows about every one and what they cost.

I would hope your money situation and how it ties into your relationships are in good standing so that you wouldnt have to hide expensive purchases. This is how you cause problems in a relationship. If you are dishonest with purchases like this, she is going to wonder what else you are dishonest with.

Be straight forward with your woman. Makes a much healthier relationship.

...and don't tell them to "stay in their lane". That's a good way to keep them in yours.:D

You're talking to pool players, it's in their DNA
 
You're talking to pool players, it's in their DNA

As odd as it is to say, I completely understand being dishonest with each other, because... Pool Players.

I just prefer not to extend it into my home life...

...man, I havent hit a ball in months.
 
#1 Wait until shes sleeping
#2 Sneak into her purse and find that little pink velvet bag she keeps your nuts in.
#3 Take back your nuts and go buy yourself a new shaft...Apparently the old one isn't working good enough...:eek:

P.S.You might want to go a little longer this time too
 
I've got Allstate insurance and I get a safe driving bonus check every six months.

I don't share it with Mom. I got a brand new revo she doesn't even know about...It's awesome.
Sometimes I'll leave the seat up on purpose. :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

note: from the TV advertisement.. All Alone

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Lol... This post was meant to be a joke y'all
.............. :rotflmao:
 
Little story. At last years Expo I sat down with a cue maker and after speaking for a while I asked him to build a cue for me. I gave him a $600 deposit. I got home late that night and left the receipt for the $600 on the island in the kitchen. The next mornings conversation:

Wife: Did you buy anything at the Expo yesterday?
Me: Yes, I ordered a cue stick.
Wife: $600?
Me: No $1400. The $600 was a deposit.

End of story. It's better to be up front and saves a lot of hassle, scheming, and conniving.
 
Just man up and tell her in a certain strong and determined voice, you say, "Woman,
I wanted one, so I bought one. Any questions?"

......then in month or two if she lets you back in you you hide it in the cast you got when she broke your leg and pray she forgot that you used to play with a maple cue
 
Little story. At last years Expo I sat down with a cue maker and after speaking for a while I asked him to build a cue for me. I gave him a $600 deposit. I got home late that night and left the receipt for the $600 on the island in the kitchen. The next mornings conversation:

Wife: Did you buy anything at the Expo yesterday?
Me: Yes, I ordered a cue stick.
Wife: $600?
Me: No $1400. The $600 was a deposit.

End of story. It's better to be up front and saves a lot of hassle, scheming, and conniving.

Next time you should put the receipt in an empty condom wrapper and just show her your pimp hand when she says anything.

That's how I roll! (on the internet / AZBilliards)

In all seriousness, yeah, the honesty route is always best.
 
Next time you should put the receipt in an empty condom wrapper and just show her your pimp hand when she says anything.

That's how I roll! (on the internet / AZBilliards)

In all seriousness, yeah, the honesty route is always best.

Haha. I can't roll that way. After 39 years of marriage and raising two children to adulthood she would have shown me the door for worse infractions than spending money on a passion that hurts no one that I know of. Like I always say, she still loves me although it is up for grabs if she still likes me.
 
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