One of the regulars comes into the poolhall where I play, leading a sheep on a leash.
The manager says, "You can't bring that animal in here."
The guy says, "Well, what should I do with her?"
"Take her to the zoo." Says the manager.
The next day the guy comes back in with the sheep.
"I thought I told you to take that thing to the zoo!" Yelled the manager.
"I know what you told me," the guy responded. "Yesterday I took her to the zoo. Today I'm taking her to the movies."
I feel lot's better now.
Hey... Not so funny! That guy brought the sheep into my bar. I told him he had to get the sheep out of my bar, and he said it was a talking sheep and if I gave him two draft beers he'd prove it. I looked at the sheep, I said, hello, we don't get many sheep in here. Smiling I gave him the beers.
Then the guys says to the sheep, "How do you like your beer?" The sheep says, "baaaaa".
I told the guy he was an idiot and I wanted 6 bucks for the beers and get out. The sheep says to me, " 6 bucks for two draft beers? No wonder you don't get many sheep in here!" :thumbup:
Keep the jokes coming I say.
