I would have D Searing make a cue with a butt of African Blackwood and shafts made of platinum...the inlays joint and ferrules would be of the finest unicorn horn..This being just a dream I would like a pigskin wrap made from a football the Browns will win the super bowl with. I am sure my creation will "hit a ton" . It will be so magical it won't even need a tip.
Browns actually have a remote chance of winning it this year.