infomercial talent skills
KT: people dont you want big tours
customer: but KT you cant do that
KT: well now you can because (circular logic reason)
customer: thats unbelievable
KT: no not really look what happen with the one tournament, everyone was paid
customer: but what if
KT: I know what your going to say but let me ask you this, has anyone else tried this
customer: well no
KT: of course there will be initial startup problems but unless people dont want this I wouldnt offer it
customer: so what did I need to do to sign up
KT: before you sign up let me tell you this as a member you can make money, by referring other people to membership
customer: wow KT thats a really good deal, but I dont think anyone would take a chance on this
KT: thats not a problem those people are just late adapters and will miss out on any benefits this early in the game
customer: so all I have to do is pay these fees and if I can refer people my fees are reduced
KT: yes its a win win situation
customer: who do I call to sign up
{months later}
customer: hello customer service
service rep: please hold for an operator
customer {its been 5 hours}
service rep: hello how may I Help you
customer: yes I am disputing some biling and payment charges
{months later}
KT: we are now offering a new product because of issues that have now been worked out.
Is it too soon for a parody. Hopefully it was thought provoking.
KT: people dont you want big tours
customer: but KT you cant do that
KT: well now you can because (circular logic reason)
customer: thats unbelievable
KT: no not really look what happen with the one tournament, everyone was paid
customer: but what if
KT: I know what your going to say but let me ask you this, has anyone else tried this
customer: well no
KT: of course there will be initial startup problems but unless people dont want this I wouldnt offer it
customer: so what did I need to do to sign up
KT: before you sign up let me tell you this as a member you can make money, by referring other people to membership
customer: wow KT thats a really good deal, but I dont think anyone would take a chance on this
KT: thats not a problem those people are just late adapters and will miss out on any benefits this early in the game
customer: so all I have to do is pay these fees and if I can refer people my fees are reduced
KT: yes its a win win situation
customer: who do I call to sign up
{months later}
customer: hello customer service
service rep: please hold for an operator
customer {its been 5 hours}
service rep: hello how may I Help you
customer: yes I am disputing some biling and payment charges
{months later}
KT: we are now offering a new product because of issues that have now been worked out.
Is it too soon for a parody. Hopefully it was thought provoking.
Heaven forbid....far too late to change the bad ingrained habits of a lifetime
