9 1/2 pounds exceeds the weight limit for a legal cue.
I think I will buy a Maiback or Lamborghini and install a shaft on the hood as a hood ornament. It would outweight it and cost more.
More realistic would be a solid gold butt with precious stone inlays and a 2000 year Patek watch as a bumper that unscrewed with the original Declaration of Independence rolled up and stored inside. Where could it stop. You could put any price tag on it.
I think I will buy a Maiback or Lamborghini and install a shaft on the hood as a hood ornament. It would outweight it and cost more.
More realistic would be a solid gold butt with precious stone inlays and a 2000 year Patek watch as a bumper that unscrewed with the original Declaration of Independence rolled up and stored inside. Where could it stop. You could put any price tag on it.