Well, so as not to keep everybody guessing for too long about why I named it; "Kiddie Hour", I'll go ahead and spill the beans.
When I hear that (Sorry, I cannot bring myself to the point of calling it music, but rather, NOISE) noise start playing, in which the person emitting the noise, is using slang for virtually any body part or...any sexual act, it reminds me of 12-15 year old kids, who are under the impression that they now know all there is to know about sex, because they have learned some of the slang.
So...as they use those terms, they kinda giggle, as they use the jargon.
Honestly...I often ask those around me, when that noise gets started, "Is there a 13 year old walking around in here selecting what comes out of the jukebox?"
I also ask; "How is it even possible, that an adult would play this noise?"
Seriously! The words used in that noise, sounds just like a bunch of adolescent kids, who are having a party...and they may have convinced an adult to buy them some beer at the local store.
It certainly isn't adult music! Uhhhhh, that is, if you consider an adult to be a mature person, who respects his/her fellow man and has had enough experience with life, that they can communicate without doing it in a way which shows no ability to talk without using words which could be embarrassing to others.
Those words don't embarrass me! But you see...I wouldn't base my selection of words upon what embarrasses me or not. Hopefully...I've matured enough to use words which would not make others uncomfortable.
Again though...for me to think that way, would have to mean that I have grown up. Not just physically but intellectually and emotionally.
Do you know, I saw a man and his (about 10 year old) son, walk out of a pool room one time.
That man said to me; "I'll never again in my life, set foot in that place again."
Curious....I asked him why?
He said; "Because the music that was being played, was so disgusting...that he would never want to subject his son, who doesn't quite understand the world, sex, slang, and other things yet, to be subjected to that kind of thing, without first understanding how to deal with it in the right frame of mind."
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to believe that he told others about his experience there.
Neither does it take a brain surgeon to understand that a reputation will be established by that pool room, of having that kind of thing going on in there.
Neither does it take a genius to understand that the seedy history of pool rooms would further be perpetuated by these kinds of things happening.
One last thing, the noise being played in there, is usually played by people who can't seem to understand that NOBODY wants to see their underwear.
But...you see, those who like to wear their trousers so low that their butt is hanging out, are also adolescents, who simply need to grow up.
It is no coincidence, that those who play that noise, are most often, those who don't have enough understanding, to pull their pants up.
Growing up is not easy sometimes. In fact, it is not for kids. It takes a man to grow up.
A man is not someone who can use all the slang he wants, or a someone who likes to play noise which vividly describes having sex with whomever they choose.
Growing up, entails being responsible for the things you do and learning to respect your fellow man, and not just think that whatever you happen to enjoy, should be thrust upon others.
Lastly...I will admit that when I do see those people who used to like to wear their pants around their thighs and...who used to play that noise, finally get to the point that they admit they were being childish...and they start to learn what it truly means to respect their fellow man, it does make me feel proud of them.
What does confuse me though, is that the owners of a pool room, would allow that junk to be played in their establishment.
Why?
Because it might possibly bring in a few people who would not otherwise be there. But...it will certainly make a far greater number of people...stay away!
