KT's Mega Grammar Program

[cuetique]

The lastest BS-o-Gram from KT is markedly more intelligent in construction than any of his prior drivel, as several people have pointed out. I'd suspect, it is due to Meatball taking over his public communication responsibilities

Don't get me wrong, it's still 100% deceptive tripe, but at least its form approximates college level English. KT's indelible touch-o-bull is evident all over it, although it is clear he has employed someone functionally literate. I'm guessing we can expect higher quality fertilizer from here on out, at the very least.

 

[jimmyg]

The lastest BS-o-Gram from KT is markedly more intelligent in construction than any of his prior drivel, as several people have pointed out. I'd suspect, it is due to Meatball taking over his public communication responsibilities

Don't get me wrong, it's still 100% deceptive tripe, but at least its form approximates college level English. KT's indelible touch-o-bull is evident all over it, although it is clear he has employed someone functionally literate. I'm guessing we can expect higher quality fertilizer from here on out, at the very least.

I guess it was her non-profit background that made the difference. She sounds good looking, too.

Jim

 

[DaveK]

... but at least its form approximates college level English.

You mean some good old run-on sentences like :

After a proper application submittal and interview process I was offered my position, and subsequently not released, because of my experience which includes 2 Bachelors Degrees in marketing communications, a licensing position within a record label, marketing position within a non-profit arts council and working for myself as an independent contract promoter.

Dave, who failed Engineer's English several times before getting a prof with a sense of humour and likely shouldn't be stirring this pot

 

[ironman]

I guess it was her non-profit background that made the difference. She sounds good looking, too.

Jim

Wonder if we could pictures along with the Resume?