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Everyone loves the Milk Duds that Efren uses. Everyone loves the original Mooris. Well we found a hidden cache of original Mooris in an old abandoned pool room. And we happen to have about a 9 month supply of fresh breast milk. Everyone knows that breast milk has magical healing powers.

So we are soaking the Mooris in the breast milk to come up with the newest and undoubtably greatest tip ever, the Breast Milk Dud.

Each tip will come with a DNA certificate and a use by date stamped on it. Be sure to freeze them if you don't intend to use them right away.

Get them now for the super low introductory price of just $199 plus shipping and handling. Paypal accepted but cash is preferred. After March 1st the price goes to $439 per tip.

Get them while supplies last. Order now don't delay. Operators are standing by.

No pictures. Don't want to give the competition any ideas.......
 
hey JB...

JB Cases said:
Everyone loves the Milk Duds that Efren uses. Everyone loves the original Mooris. Well we found a hidden cache of original Mooris in an old abandoned pool room. And we happen to have about a 9 month supply of fresh breast milk. Everyone knows that breast milk has magical healing powers.

So we are soaking the Mooris in the breast milk to come up with the newest and undoubtably greatest tip ever, the Breast Milk Dud.

Each tip will come with a DNA certificate and a use by date stamped on it. Be sure to freeze them if you don't intend to use them right away.

Get them now for the super low introductory price of just $199 plus shipping and handling. Paypal accepted but cash is preferred. After March 1st the price goes to $439 per tip.

Get them while supplies last. Order now don't delay. Operators are standing by.

No pictures. Don't want to give the competition any ideas.......
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please don't tell me they are selling crack in xiaman now??

what next??

all the best,
smokey
 
Breast milk duds.... Sounds great... A few pics would help the sales... Especially the milk bottles.
 
alanvo said:
Breast milk duds.... Sounds great... A few pics would help the sales... Especially the milk bottles.
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I am sorry but those are kept in a super secret facility and currently only three technicians have access.
 
I hate to be a 'knocker'....but I think the milk is fake.

...there's a reason they're called 'MOOris'....

:rotflmao1:
 
Big-Tattoo said:
he is Lazy :frown::frown:
I would buy one too for my biggest Cues I have.
Ralf, still in Thailand so cheap shipping cost John:wink:
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:-) There is no such thing as a 3x6 GTF Ralf. But I can ship you a 3x6 Basic Rugged tomorrow if you want. More than enough protection for your babies!

I will even throw in a free sample of the BMD tip. :-)
 
Hi John,

Interesting.

When we were pumping out the 'magical' moms milk for our little guy in the neo natal ICU, I tasted it. I played the best pool of my entire life for the next whole year.

Maybe you're wasting it on cue tips.:wink:

Best Regards to You &
 
I feel like this should be a TrampSteamer product. Did you colab with him on this?


best,

Justin
 
JB Cases said:
:-) There is no such thing as a 3x6 GTF Ralf. But I can ship you a 3x6 Basic Rugged tomorrow if you want. More than enough protection for your babies!

I will even throw in a free sample of the BMD tip. :-)
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John,
send me some pics and price for that Case to my Mail Address:wink:
You have the BEST PROTECTION INTERIOR in the World and that is true.
Ralf
 
Haha, nice try. April 1st isn't until April 1st.

I had to check the date to see if I hadn't pulled off a Rip Van Winkle.
 
My dear, Mr. Barton. I think combining Moori tips with breast milk is a capital idea, and so does the marketing department here at Steamer Cue Sports Ltd.
The unequaled performance of an eleven layered tip, with the down home goodness of mother's milk, has created quite a buzz around the old water cooler, I don't mind telling you.
We would, however, have to verify the authenticity of the milk. Do you have any pictures? Perhaps a video. :)
 
ENGLISH! said:
When we were pumping out the 'magical' moms milk for our little guy in the neo natal ICU, I tasted it. I played the best pool of my entire life for the next whole year.
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Rick, the stuff is good after it's been pumped and chilled, but IMHO nothing beats drinking it warm straight out of the jug.
 
cuesblues said:
Is that pre-ban Chinese breast milk?
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It's being tested human trials on a live newborn as we speak.

Tramp Steamer said:
My dear, Mr. Barton. I think combining Moori tips with breast milk is a capital idea, and so does the marketing department here at Steamer Cue Sports Ltd.
The unequaled performance of an eleven layered tip, with the down home goodness of mother's milk, has created quite a buzz around the old water cooler, I don't mind telling you.
We would, however, have to verify the authenticity of the milk. Do you have any pictures? Perhaps a video. :)
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Tennesseejoe said:
Post photos of the breasts for validation.
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The Board of Directors and the Production Department have said no to pictures or videos of our top secret source of this magic elixir. A simple google search however will provide you with similar examples of the production apparatus if you need reassurance.

Sloppy Pockets said:
Rick, the stuff is good after it's been pumped and chilled, but IMHO nothing beats drinking it warm straight out of the jug.
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If I were an anonymous poster I would concur and say that it tastes like soy milk :-)
 
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