List of Players with Guts - Invitational Update

[Williebetmore]

Drivermaker Holiday Invitational Update (scores in order of posting)

Well, here are the scores so far. I encourage everyone to compete - measure yourself against your fellow members (and hopefully against some of the pro's). If you don't want to assess your pool skills, then perhaps you should take up knitting instead.

Remember there is a prize for the winner from Drivermaker.

First prize = $50,000 cash, 2005 Corvette convertible, and all-expense paid trip to Bermuda.
Would you believe $10,000, a Volkswagen beetle, and bus fare to Atlanta?? Would you believe a free postage stamp, a Hot wheels Corvette, and directions to the bus station??


Williebetmore - 9 ft. GCIV, 4 1/8" corners, 4 1/2" sides
173, 169, 167, 190, 144,
AVG. = 168.6

mr clean - 7 ft. Valley
58,
AVG. = 58

dmgwalsh - 8 ft. Brunswick VIP Pro
105, 108, 116, 88, 150,
AVG. = 113.4

DaveK - 8 ft. Brunswick
121,
AVG. = 121

Gremlin - 9 ft. GCIV, 4 1/4" corners, 4 1/2" sides
98, 102, 95, 131,
AVG. = 106.5

jhendri2 - 8 ft. Presidential
124, 144, 123, 127, 126, 152,
AVG. = 132.67

1pRoscoe - 9 ft. GCIV
164,172,
AVG. = 168

dooziexx - 9 ft. Centerspot
152,
AVG. = 152

Rackin Zack - GCII (? 9 ft. ?)
40, 80, 65, 65, 61, 93, 100, 51, 104, 102
AVG. = 76.1
Total = 761

Woody 968 - ??table type
119, 144, 121, 85, 96, 120, 98, 104, 115, 114
AVG. = 111.6
Total = 1116

sniper - 8 ft. Connelly
112, 124, 117, 129,
AVG. = 120.5

TheGoldenChild - ?table type?
187, 182,
AVG. = 184.5

Rodd - ?table type?
182, 188,
AVG. = 185

breakup - ?table type?
123, 112,
AVG. = 117.5

Players Threatening to Compete:

Keith McCready
Lisa Marr
Jennifer Barretta
Sarah Rousey
Rude Dog
Anyone who isn't gutless

 

[Koop]

I hope this thread lasts a while because I would love to chime in but with two kids under the age of 4, it is tough for me to get out and practice. Might take a while but I will gladly share my scores to see where I stack up. I printed out the rules so as soon as I can, I will begin torturing myself

Thanks,
Koop

 

[1pRoscoe]

I'll do the full 10 this weekend, but I haven't had the time to do but two lately!!

 

[crawdaddio]

I hope this thread lasts a while because I would love to chime in but with two kids under the age of 4, it is tough for me to get out and practice. Might take a while but I will gladly share my scores to see where I stack up. I printed out the rules so as soon as I can, I will begin torturing myself

Thanks,
Koop

I second this notion. I don't have kids, but have been too busy lately. Every time I try to practice, somebody says "Wanna play some?". I do intend to give it a try, post my scores, and embarass myself as soon as I get some time.

Peace
~DC------------>hoping for at least 3 points per rack...........

 

[breakup]

gutless

If you don't want to assess your pool skills, then perhaps you should take up knitting instead.


Anyone who isn't gutless

Just a couple of weeks ago a regular player at the Palace (local pool hall) refused to respond when the gauntlet was thrown down, so a few of us decided to list the organs he must be missing or physical abnormalities he suffers for this to take place. A brief list.

No guts (gutless)
No heart ( not the same as heartless)
No backbone
No Cahones(Not gender neutral)
Thin skinned
Weak in the knees
S**t for brains


Sooo…what is “gutless”? The exhibition of gutless behavior may merely be an indicator of numerous other complicating conditions (see the short list above). When an individual or group of people (i.e. non-participants) begin to display symptoms of gutlessness just to be safe we should assume that all the above deficiencies ("not gender neutral" condition only when appropriate) are applicable until otherwise indicated. Luckily we live in an age when the miracle of the internet can heal the suffering, vanquish the stigma and transform “gutless wonders” into “players that have game” simply by participating in the Drivermaker Holiday Invitational.

Obviously mere participation in the invitational does not guarantee a total absence of any of the above deficiencies, for instance I must have shit for brains to post something like this!

 

[sniper]

I should have the ten finished in a couple days, I hope the whole list williebetmore listed participates, the more players the better.

 

[Williebetmore]

Just a couple of weeks ago a regular player at the Palace (local pool hall) refused to respond when the gauntlet was thrown down, so a few of us decided to list the organs he must be missing or physical abnormalities he suffers for this to take place. A brief list.

No guts (gutless)
No heart ( not the same as heartless)
No backbone
No Cahones(Not gender neutral)
Thin skinned
Weak in the knees
S**t for brains


Sooo…what is “gutless”? The exhibition of gutless behavior may merely be an indicator of numerous other complicating conditions (see the short list above). When an individual or group of people (i.e. non-participants) begin to display symptoms of gutlessness just to be safe we should assume that all the above deficiencies ("not gender neutral" condition only when appropriate) are applicable until otherwise indicated. Luckily we live in an age when the miracle of the internet can heal the suffering, vanquish the stigma and transform “gutless wonders” into “players that have game” simply by participating in the Drivermaker Holiday Invitational.

Obviously mere participation in the invitational does not guarantee a total absence of any of the above deficiencies, for instance I must have shit for brains to post something like this!

breakup,
LMAO!!! I think you have pretty much summed it up. Suck it up guys - ignore your family/job/friends if you must, just post your scores by Christmas (or perhaps we should extend it to New Years, as players may have some time to play over the holidays).

 

[breakup]

I vote to extend through new years weekend. I’m just getting started; heck I’m still looking for a temporary wife and kids to neglect for the holiday season in favor of this event.

 

[drivermaker]

I vote to extend through new years weekend. I’m just getting started; heck I’m still looking for a temporary wife and kids to neglect for the holiday season in favor of this event.

I thought I read somewhere that Eskimos were into sharing. Alaska???

 

[breakup]

I thought I read somewhere that Eskimos were into sharing. Alaska???

The secret is out, we don’t lose our girl we just lose our turn.