Looking For A Spouse

[Sweet Marissa]

A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and said, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"

The marriage officer said, "You're requirements please."

"Well, let me see. Needs to be good-looking, polite, humourous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing... Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out... Telling me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand. You need a television."


(I posted these here because other people are doing it. And yes, if these same people were to jump off a cliff, I may just do that to.)

 

[DrCue'sProtege]

Marissa?
you need a spouse?
here i am darling!

DCP

 

[davidhop]

A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and said, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"

The marriage officer said, "You're requirements please."

"Well, let me see. Needs to be good-looking, polite, humourous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing... Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out... Telling me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand. You need a television."
I thought this would be an application or something. Damn!

(I posted these here because other people are doing it. And yes, if these same people were to jump off a cliff, I may just do that to.)

I thought this would be an application or something. Damn!

 

[Mr. Wilson]

Can I get in this line?

 

[mjantti]

Sheesh, I finally thought AzB had its first dating thread. Marissa would certainly make this thread the most popular ever...

Well, the dating service joke applies to men as well... but not with a television.

 

[Mungtor]

Sheesh, I finally thought AzB had its first dating thread. Marissa would certainly make this thread the most popular ever...

Well, the dating service joke applies to men as well... but not with a television.

Eventually he will build some muscle tho......

 

[kollegedave]

If you are looking for a romantic companion of sorts, I am not sure you have come to the right place. A forum with a bunch of pool players? Can you imagine the stuff a pool player could end up saying to you? Things like, "Honey, I am sorry I missed rehearsal dinner, but Eye Patch Larry offered me the last two, and you know he can't play me like that."

All of that aside, I am very single, 26, and a third year law student. I don't look like a toad, and I can play a little pool.

kollegedave

A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and said, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"

The marriage officer said, "You're requirements please."

"Well, let me see. Needs to be good-looking, polite, humourous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing... Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out... Telling me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand. You need a television."


(I posted these here because other people are doing it. And yes, if these same people were to jump off a cliff, I may just do that to.)

 

[Bruce S. de Lis]

FREE Advice... Stay away from Bars, and Pool Players. Try and find a Nice Jewish Boy, who will be somebody someday. Think Doctor, Dentist, CPA.....