This is from KK9, on site in Vegas. Too lazy to log in on Pink's computer. Just relating a lil thing or two that happened today.
So our AZ's Vagabond and us exchanged #'s. He called. Pink and I were at the venue, checking it out, @ 12 people getitng rather technical. We ran into Jerry and Ken, exchanged pleasantries. My goodness, never seen anything but smiles and passion from either! The venue looks amazing. More tech than any venue I've ever seen, and half a mile of green seats. Pink put her biz card on the two front headboard seats, lmao.
Earl is reputedly in the practice room. (@ 5000 sq ft with ONE Diamond table that 2 balls got no biz getting into). He wasn't there.
So we go to the front Mirage bar to meet an unknown AZer - Vagabond. OMG. This dude ain't what I'd envisioned. Red shoes. Red diamond studded belt. Silk suit. He's the freaking triple nutz. So as we sit there, along with a Brit named Lee (not Brett) and this beautiful women that's having her 30th (B-Day), I spot someone come in the front door. JPParmentier!
I weave over to him, shake his paw. Back to the bar stool. My bud EZ Money and his hottie Susan show up. Then up pops Johnny. Greetings are exchanged. Then up pops Earl. Then up pops Shane.
Then all hell breaks loose.
Perhaps you know there's a volcano in front of the Mirage. JP, our resident photog, leads the entire US team outside. We go onto the strip where official pic's and vi'ds are taken. It was a hoot. Got to meet Buddy for first time. Team members were all in red. But not Buddy. He was in a black jump suit, with a BLUE shirt underneath (that's Urup's color this year).
So I am totally giving Buddy shit for wearing blue. "Buddy, WTF? You get no red?" He looks at Pinky and says "Yo, if you happen to go by the Big and Tall, please get me a couple 4XL red polo's". LMAO big guy!
Earl proceeds to hold court. "Ï'm the best athlete in the world! That golfer Phil Michelson? He's a döughboy! Shane, I have a run coursed out, let's go!" Fuggin priceless.
Rodney and Hatch were doing their best not to spew. Johnny was all biz rocking his black suit. People walking down the strip were all WTFing. Pink was all "these are the best pool players on the planet, we're filming Ocean's 6, get with the program, it all starts tomorrow!" They started snapping pic's.
A bit afterwards, my good friend "fat Albert" shows up. We go to Johnny's room. His lil sweetheart daughter, Le Ann, is wearing an adorable sequioned skirt. Johnny was thereby advised to help win the Cup or else. Then I got the hiccups.
The end.
(actually, it's just the beginning....GO USA!)
