My Fake Optimism Thread!

Russ Chewning

Russ Chewning

Short Bus Russ - C player
Silver Member
The title needs no further explanation, so here goes:

Dear Kevin,

Just wanted to write you a little note to let you know you still enjoy my full support. Those 'haters' just don't understand what it takes to complete bazillion dollar deals, hee hee.

Mike Sigel used to play in my pool hall, and before the IPT started, he said it was gonna be the best thing ever! He's an awesome pool player, so I fully trust his evaluation of your business plan. Rock on!

I haven't got to talk to Mike lately, as he hasn't been in the pool hall in about two months for some reason. Probably practicing at home, huh? I'm sure he's gonna win a tourney in 2007, woot! If not 2007, then during the 2008 IPT season. Rock on, Kevin!:D

Now, on to more serious matters, KT. ;) I was thinking of trying to qualify for the 2007 season. I just wanted to know, if I qualify, will I get a copy of your Natural Cures books? I know I could buy them, ummm.. But I kinda got a problem. I'm a little broke right now. I was really wanting to read it fairly soon, though. Perhaps I can apply for a credit card that I can use to buy the books, and buy some new shoes, a stereo system, etc. I can use my 2007 winnings to pay off the credit card, so no worries there. I can order the books on your website with a credit card right, Kevin? You ROCK, buddy!

Now, one last thing. When is the IPO coming out? And do you know if Ameritrade allows you to use a credit card to buy in? That would be cool. :cool: I can't wait to invest in the IPT, dude! While not really many assets, the IPT has so much marketing going for it, it is SURE to shoot up from the IPO price! You, bro.. Are a marketing GENIUS!

Did I mention you rock?

Russ
 
Dear Russ,

Thanks for your letter...I asked Mike about you and he said not to worry about getting on the IPT tour, save your money...he did suggest I send you a hammer (enclosed)so you could pull that nail that holds your foot to the floor......how long have you been going in circles? There is no natural cure for what you have....best wishes in your downward spiral......KT
 
i just want to let everyone here know that the ipt is in fine, fine shape. there is nothing to worry about. it's only 3 million dollars that the ipt players haven't been paid, this is no big deal. everyone will get there money in good time. the naysayers are being petty by saying "the ipt didn't pay" well, big deal, so what? it's not a big issue, come on, what's 3 million dollars between friends, right? ~~~just thought i'd ad to the feel of the sarcastic thread,anyone else? hmm, ocho? blackjack? hello? colin??
 
Oh, I thought you said "faked orgasim". It must be that speed reading course I took that KT offered. Or was it a memory course?
 
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