My Most Traumatic Pool Related Memory.

mnorwood

mnorwood

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In 1999 I fell in love with two things: my wife and pool. I began playing because there was a ten foot brunswick in the lobby of my wifes college dorm. Eventhough I was a greenhorn I quickly developed a love for the game.

One night I walked into the front door to pick up my wife and wittnessed one of the most hanus sights I have eve. Three 250 pound plus coeds were dancing on the top of the table. When I went in to intervene in the situation they had already torn the cloth and destroyed one of the rails. I was horrified.:eek: :eek: That table is where I cut my teeth and developed the ability to run more than 3 balls.

Why do I share this story? Because if you see fat chicks dancing on a nice table you should do what you can to put a stop to it.
 
Neil said:
:D :D :D Somebody is going to say it, but I'm not! ( this time):D :D :D







hint: has something to do with a certain pool game you could have asked them to play.
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After two whales flopped around on my table and f'ed it up... the last thing on my mind would be to ask them to play 1-hole. :rolleyes:

I'd be thinking more amateurish and teach them cutt-throat! :eek:
 
mnorwood set my mind adrift with:
One night I walked into the front door to pick up my wife and wittnessed one of the most hanus sights I have eve.


What language are you speaking ? My mind has run the gamut trying to figure out what you are implying. I used my handheld Spelling Ace to lookup 'hanus' and just before it blew up, it displayed ANUS. That gave your post a whole new implication. And, I always thought that co-ed meant men AND women....
Doug :)
( someone splain it to me, please )

Co-ed: Co-education is the integrated education of males and females at the same school facilities. The opposite situation is described as single-sex education.


Edited to add: Did you mean THIS: Heinous, hei?nous (hns) KEY
ADJECTIVE:
Grossly wicked or reprehensible; abominable: a heinous crime.





.It's beginning to make sense now......... somewhat :)
 
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Smorgass Bored said:
.... And, I always thought that co-ed meant men AND women....
Doug :)
( someone splain it to me, please )

Co-ed: Co-education is the integrated education of males and females at the same school facilities. The opposite situation is described as single-sex education.
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Co-ed or Coed is often used as a noun to refer to a female student in a coeducational institution.
 
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I Need Some Rest

Banger said:
Co-ed or Coed is often used as a noun to refer to a female student in a coeducational institution.
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I wish that I had gone to college, then, at least I'd know what kind of work I'm out of......
Doug
( I guess my bed is co-ed ) :)
 
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