My pool crazy girlfriend

SpiderWebComm said:
Holy crikey. I think I need to go to Manila.

Hot Filipino Chick:
"Ah yes. Hi. Hello. Are you, ah, 'movie star?'"

Spidey:
"Yessssss I ammmmm. Good thing you ran into me when you did. We're were going to start a scene in a an hour or two. Hmmm...wonder where the crew went? Ah, no worries. I'm here and you're here, baby." :eek:
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Dave, all that jive is unnecessary over there. You are too conditioned to the American culture. Just say hello to any girl you meet and take it from there. I'd say it's best to be yourself.
 
Bunny & Jay

Hello Jay!! It seems that you might be falling head over heels with you know who. I'm glad of the feelings and affection that she is showing you. Have you started sending out feelers for whoever you might want to be your representative? Remember our conversation back in Fayetteville?

Anyways, I am just reminding you so you can take care of business, my man.
We really enjoyed our stay in Fayetteville and we are definitely planning our trip to the Philippines next year to scout for some good locations for a pool hall.

Good luck to you,Jay and hope everything turns out well. Let me know the outcome, if you please...
 
jay helfert said:
This is Bunny in Manila. I just had to show you what she did. Don't worry, it's only Henna. I told her if she wanted a tattoo, to only use JAY and make it small. She said people stop her and ask who JH is? :)

P.S. I don't know why she did it. I sure didn't ask her too.
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Not to worry. Bunny just got one of those temporary tattoos. To remove just use a little baby oil and a little elbow grease.

If the tattoo doesn't come up with the baby oil, just finish giving her a nice body massage and just accept the fact that she's all yours.

She's a beauty!

BTW, is that Henna Leaves or Henna dye/ink?
JoeyA
 
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jay helfert said:
This is Bunny in Manila. I just had to show you what she did. Don't worry, it's only Henna. I told her if she wanted a tattoo, to only use JAY and make it small. She said people stop her and ask who JH is? :)

P.S. I don't know why she did it. I sure didn't ask her too.
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I think she's asking if you want to ink the deal, Jay.

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She did it again, this time like I asked her too. I said how about using my first name only.
 

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women can't live with or without them

You guys kill me you ask (Jay what have you and your girlfriend been talking about) since the language barrier- Guess most of the guys have never been to the dominian Republic, 4-days 4,000. 8 days VIP Status choice nightly between 12 women,2 speak English- who cares . Hope things work out Jay !!!at least she can see eye to eye with you. Jay's about the size of those guys in the (Wizard of OZ) and Most Casino's Have 1. LOL mark
 
Umm.... Mr. Hefner, I mean Helfert, I applaud you. Gotta make an old dog feel like a young pup.
 
jay helfert said:
She did it again, this time like I asked her too. I said how about using my first name only.
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Jay,

As far as I can see, you are in complete control. Her culture dictates that women should be subservient to their dominant male partner. Now, just demand that she learn to play pool better than you, (which should not be a hugh stretch) then you will make many $$$$$ and have a long, happy union.

Best of luck,

Matchmaker Dick
 
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