New Cue Design

NewStroke

Screamin Monkey
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I figure we have cues for shooting, jumping and breaking, so I have contacted the owner of "Pretty Straight Cues" and we have begain discussions for a new bank cue. My prototype, made of willow, is hitting about 45% of the banks. I believe braiding the willow will increase the accuracy. Do you think $550 is a fair price?

The secret to this is making sure to seal the cue with the melted fat of an Eskimo. The mystic properties of this shall remain a secret.
 
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Thats sounds like a very Strong compound that could be virtually unbreakable.
Unless you're an Orangatang.
 
I figure we have cues for shooting, jumping and breaking, so I have contacted the owner of "Pretty Straight Cues" and we have begain discussions for a new bank cue. My prototype, made of willow, is hitting about 45% of the banks. I believe braiding the willow will increase the accuracy. Do you think $550 is a fair price?

The secret to this is making sure to seal the cue with the melted fat of an Eskimo. The mystic properties of this shall remain a secret.

peach tree switches will work better than the willow imop....plus you can keep the willow to chew on when you get a headache (has naturally occuring asprin in it)

and scratch the eskimo.....and use bantha fodder instead
 

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The braiding should be reversed if one shoots south of the Equator, due to the Coriolis effect. A form of double-braid should be employed when playing at those countries on, or near, the Equator. Just my opinion.
 
This sounds like a very sound and reliable cue design!!

Another thought... We need a triple tip for such shots. If you can create a tip that offers No English, Left English and Right English options... because bank shots often require you to be accurate on this, you could probably add another $50 to the sale price of your cue!!

If you apply the Triple Tip to the cue, you should be able to expect at least 70% of the shots to be accurate, instead of the previously stated 45%.

Adding "Swing Weight" to the butt for the occasional Last Minute English on the shots might even add another 5% accuracy!
 
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