New Tournament!!!!!!!!

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8-ball bernie

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hello my name is james seal, former C.E.O. of enron. i learned a lot about business from kevin,and i will be holding a tournament this coming november 1st, in florida. it will be from my own money, first place will get 75 cents,and free visits to my cell,second place gets all the money that you get when you win an IPT tournament,not much but heck, you might get yourself on camera.
 
shanesinnott said:
I 2nd that.
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or hack is arms off with a blunt knife!

7 of the last 14 threads are......drum roll.......We have a winner ladies and gentleman.....come on down the price is right.......Bernie Friends!!! :eek:
 
Nostroke said:
You gotta admit this is some of his best material.:)
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That is like saying a plate full of sh*t covered in frosting is better than just a plate full of sh*t.
 
corvette1340 said:
That is like saying a plate full of sh*t covered in frosting is better than just a plate full of sh*t.
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Hmmmm, what kind of frosting ? Coconut Creme ?
Doug
(can I get fries with that)
 
Smorgass Bored said:
Hmmmm, what kind of frosting ? Coconut Creme ?
Doug
(can I get fries with that)
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Do you ever get the popcorn shells turned sideways, wedging in between your teeth? They're like damn razorblades. I hate that...
 
8-ball bernie said:
hello my name is james seal, former C.E.O. of enron. i learned a lot about business from kevin,and i will be holding a tournament this coming november 1st, in florida. it will be from my own money, first place will get 75 cents,and free visits to my cell,second place gets all the money that you get when you win an IPT tournament,not much but heck, you might get yourself on camera.
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You need help.

Kt is no Doctor. {maybe a healer of sorts}
 
Smorgass Bored said:
TEETH ?

Doug
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Sorry, "tooth" for you. Do you ever get a stray popcorn shell lodged between your solitary tooth and your bleeding, ulcerated gums? I hate that...

;)
 
cuetique said:
Sorry, "tooth" for you. Do you ever get a stray popcorn shell lodged between your solitary tooth and your bleeding, ulcerated gums? I hate that...
;)
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LMAO. The best way to avoid that is to eat popcorn "The Bernie Way":

Just cram as many kernels as possible into your mouth, close your trap and let them sit for about 30-minutes. By then you have a nice creamy, gooey substance with the much-sought after consistency of runny oatmeal. Then you can smash that stuff into the roof of your mouth with your toungue. MMmmm Then let it slide down your throat like a yummy popcorn milkshake!
Now THAT's living, huh?!
-von
 
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