Odds of Wheat delivering Charlie Edwards Cue/Partial Refund

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Smorgass Bored said:
Well, if Blackjack said the cue was shipped, that's good enough for me, but the suspense of Charlie not receiving it is nerve wracking.

I've decided to go on a Krispy Kreme eating donut binge until Charlie receives his $700 Wheat Cue. If the cue hasn't arrived by Thursday, I'm switching to DOMINO'S delivery, Hooters Wings and Popeye's Chicken until this matter is resolved.

Doug
(that'll show em) imo



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Glad to see you are up and about. Was anything mentioned about your taste for Krispy Kreme donuts, in your prognosis ?

I would suggest a dry salad, and a few wheat thin's. That should keep
1/64th of your left toe satisfied. IMO.

Get well soon bud,

Dick
 
Hey, It Could Happen

I just saw a report on CNN the U.S. Postal Service was in emergency session all night, while revising the Postman's Creed. This is the best they've come up with at this point:

"Neither snow nor rain nor sleet nor hurricane nor tornado nor earthquake nor heat nor gloom of night nor smudgy address nor Blackjack's help nor the finish coming off the return address when the tape was removed stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds to deliver a Wheat Cue."

Ross Perot was heard to say, "OK, OK, here's the deal, here's what we're going to do. See, we're going to put a team of Navy SEALS onto a black helicopter and attempt a clandestine operation to deliver Charlie Edwards package TODAY..... OK ? Dammit !

Doug
(I have faith.........and a giant thermos of coffee......and patience.....and belief in the USPS) :)
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I just saw a report on CNN the U.S. Postal Service was in emergency session all night, while revising the Postman's Creed. This is the best they've come up with at this point:

"Neither snow nor rain nor sleet nor hurricane nor tornado nor earthquake nor heat nor gloom of night nor smudgy address nor Blackjack's help nor the finish coming off the return address when the tape was removed stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds to deliver a Wheat Cue."

Ross Perot was heard to say, "OK, OK, here's the deal, here's what we're going to do. See, we're going to put a team of Navy SEALS onto a black helicopter and attempt a clandestine operation to deliver Charlie Edwards package TODAY..... OK ? Dammit !

Doug
(I have faith.........and a giant thermos of coffee......and patience.....and belief in the USPS) :)






Thi is funny.
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Just curious, how many people are in line to purchase this cue from Charlie Edwards when / if it arrives? It seems like it should be an instant collectors item by now.
 
lowcel said:
Just curious, how many people are in line to purchase this cue from Charlie Edwards when / if it arrives? It seems like it should be an instant collectors item by now.
Right now there are 2 parties that have shown interest.
 
That's great, hope it ends up working out well for you and all you lose is the time you have invested. Also hope that someone ends up with a nice cue.
 
On the way???????

Its on the way an today is the day? Its don't worry be happy day for another Wheat customer. Wheat cues offers a 120-140 day turn-
around time on custom tools tailored to order an guaranteed to improve your game by 20%. (SLOGAN) "Have it your way order a Wheatcue today"
I love advertising an hype. Don't you???????
Pinocchio
 
It May Soon Be On Youtube

I would much prefer, "Buy A Wheat Cue and Rep For You."

Doug
(it just 'sings' to me) imo :)


*Do Wheat cues lose their warranty if your armspand changes ? How about your waistspand ?
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I would much prefer, "Buy A Wheat Cue and Rep For You."

Doug
(it just 'sings' to me) imo :)


*Do Wheat cues lose their warranty if your armspand changes ? How about your waistspand ?

If so I would be screwed!!!
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I would much prefer, "Buy A Wheat Cue and Rep For You."

Doug
(it just 'sings' to me) imo :)


*Do Wheat cues lose their warranty if your armspand changes ? How about your waistspand ?

you have the 2nd best avatar on AZB. Number one is Bianca Beauchamp.
Brian
 
????????????

Its 11:55 in Fla any word from USPS Charlie????? The suspence is becoming more brutal.......
Pinocchio
 
Charlie Edwards said:
Right now there are 2 parties that have shown interest.

Other than you and BlackJack I have yet to find anyone that has ordered a Wheat cue and no one seems to have one. Even Varney has cues for resales here and pics in the gallery of shipped cues to customers. Ed Where are your cues and not the same old pictures you keep reposting?

Ed claims to have many customers (generated by these threads) yet no one ever wants to sell one or show it off? Very strange.

Anyone out there have a Wheat Cue?
 
Charlie Edwards said:
Not in todays mail.


Ill give you $100 for the rights to that cue, plus ill pay shipping if it ever turns up. Im about positive that id be throwing $100+ away but wth. Anyone want to outbid me?
 
Games

Charlie Edwards said:
Not in todays mail.

Well charlie it's obvious there's only two possible scenarios now.
Either
1. He didn't mail it when he said he did
or more likely
2. He mailed it parcel post which could take who knows how long

He probably wants to mess with the people who have called him to the mat on this one.He gets all the drama and then when it finally arrives in a couple weeks gets to declare what an upstanding individual he is and how everyone was piling on him for no good reason.
Bottom line is your victimized again,sorry.

Jim
 
CocoboloCowboy said:
It is really too bad Part "A" did not e-mail Part "B" Tracking Information , and the drama continues.

That would be way too simple and would not give him nearly as much attention. :sorry:
 
Charlie Edwards said:
Not in todays mail.

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed"

Perhaps a U.S. Postal Inspector could help locate the item?
 
OMG after all this, why was would anyone not use fedex or UPS and overnite it?
Really, I hope you get your cue and this drama is over.

hugs
mrs.g
 
Mail zones not in BF Egypt?

Charlie Edwards said:
Not in todays mail.

What city would Eddie mail from, and what city mailing to? I'm basically asking if the cities
1) could have been impacted by Gustav or the plague
2) that neither city is in BumFk Egypt mailing zones

5 mailing days, no tracking #, no communication from the "responsible" party...

Ay Yi Yi,

Matt <= red rep trigger finger gettin' itchy and predicting 25 "off with his head" posts today
 
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