Official List of Acceptable Excuses for Non-Participation
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landshark77 said:Hmm..does spewing a live being from your innards sufice as an acceptable "excuse"?
Landshark77<~~~ can't play pool anyway
LS77,
Geez, we hadn't considered this issue. It does sound like a perfectly hideous experience. Okay, here's the new rule:
All men who spew a live being from their innards are hereby excused from participating. The women still have to play, its a natural function after all.
P.S. - As I remember junior high grammar, there is a definite difference between "can't play pool" and "won't play pool."
P.P.S. - CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! Was it a boy or a girl (ie. do you have a new little Efren, or a new little Allison)?
Rude Dog said:
Man this is one great thing about the internet.
People helping people.
I happen to be somewhat familiar with that neck of the woods and I actually have played on tables much closer than 200 miles from Kingman. To the west is a desert community by the name of “Las Vegas”. The Cue Club pool hall is a quick 103.4 miles away. To the south and east of Kingman is an out of the way village named “Phoenix”. I recommend the “Metro Sports Bar” about 10, 9 foot Brunswicks, a bunch of bar boxes and HOT cocktail waitresses.
Metro Sports Bar
http://maps.yahoo.com/dd_result?new...&country=us&tcsz=Phoenix,+Arizona&tcountry=us
The Cue Club
http://maps.yahoo.com/dd_result?new...Kingman,+AZ&country=us&tcsz=89104&tcountry=us
Good Luck!!
Williebetmore said:
Still got a few weeks to go Willie...I could play and all...IF I didn't have long shots...didn't have to bend over....that kinda thing. Oh well.
Landshark77<~~~WON'T play pool
My Japanese girlfriend had one leg shorter as well. Her name....IreneGerry said:I had a girlfriend with one leg shorter than the other named Ileen....
Mike
landshark77 said:Still got a few weeks to go Willie...I could play and all...IF I didn't have long shots...didn't have to bend over....that kinda thing. Oh well.
Landshark77<~~~WON'T play pool
LS77,
Message received loud and clear.
P.S. - did you ever see Minnesota Fats play - he had to stand nearly upright because of his Dunlop's disease (his belly "done lopped" over his belt).
Oh, did I say Kingman Arizona? I meant Kingman In The Middle Of Nowhere And Not Worth The Drive To Find A Suitable Table To Play On Arizona. Which is exactly 96.7 miles away from the other Kingman Arizona, which in turn, makes it 200.1 miles from the Cue Club in Las Vegas. Whew, hope ya fall for that one, lol.breakup said:Man this is one great thing about the internet.
People helping people.
I happen to be somewhat familiar with that neck of the woods and I actually have played on tables much closer than 200 miles from Kingman. To the west is a desert community by the name of “Las Vegas”. The Cue Club pool hall is a quick 103.4 miles away. To the south and east of Kingman is an out of the way village named “Phoenix”. I recommend the “Metro Sports Bar” about 10, 9 foot Brunswicks, a bunch of bar boxes and HOT cocktail waitresses.
Metro Sports Bar
http://maps.yahoo.com/dd_result?new...&country=us&tcsz=Phoenix,+Arizona&tcountry=us
The Cue Club
http://maps.yahoo.com/dd_result?new...Kingman,+AZ&country=us&tcsz=89104&tcountry=us
Good Luck!!
Rude Dog said:When BAZARUS delivers my table to me I'll be glad to post some scores. I just don't have a table within 200 miles to play on. Well, that I know of. My friends table is out of the question, too many obstacles, including dog shit, to play around.
Rude Dog said:Oh, did I say Kingman Arizona? I meant Kingman In The Middle Of Nowhere And Not Worth The Drive To Find A Suitable Table To Play On Arizona. Which is exactly 96.7 miles away from the other Kingman Arizona, which in turn, makes it 200.1 miles from the Cue Club in Las Vegas. Whew, hope ya fall for that one, lol.
Rude Dog said:Whoever it is Mike, send him down here to Kingman to sneak up on me. Tequila Bob's, on Northern and Bank St. But he has to play with that cap over his face too!
…hummmmmmm
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