Dear Gentle Readers,
How about perking up our sedate game a tad? Put a little pep in its step? Add some tazz to the razzma?
We don’t need speakers and subwoofers that make your ears bleed. Just so long as the floor vibrates and you can feel the beat in your soul. Then we’re good to go-go.
A ten-second shot clock to nudge the pace along a bit.
Let’s see … a minimum of, say, five object balls must hit a rail on the break.
No need for disco balls … technicolor overheads will suffice in place of those dreary over-the-table relics.
It is imperative, naturally, to preserve the integrity of the game while simultaneously respecting its history.
I’m just spitballing here … others of you will have additional improvement ideas.
Innovation is my life,
Sunny
P. S. The subject of dress codes is, of course, so pivotal that it demands an independent thread. Advance hint: no bow ties with those tiny flashing strobes, tempting as that concept may be.
Thus spaketh Sunny.
How about perking up our sedate game a tad? Put a little pep in its step? Add some tazz to the razzma?
We don’t need speakers and subwoofers that make your ears bleed. Just so long as the floor vibrates and you can feel the beat in your soul. Then we’re good to go-go.
A ten-second shot clock to nudge the pace along a bit.
Let’s see … a minimum of, say, five object balls must hit a rail on the break.
No need for disco balls … technicolor overheads will suffice in place of those dreary over-the-table relics.
It is imperative, naturally, to preserve the integrity of the game while simultaneously respecting its history.
I’m just spitballing here … others of you will have additional improvement ideas.
Innovation is my life,
Sunny
P. S. The subject of dress codes is, of course, so pivotal that it demands an independent thread. Advance hint: no bow ties with those tiny flashing strobes, tempting as that concept may be.
Thus spaketh Sunny.
